Put all my points into health, smith/enchant myself some heavy armor, grab a Daedric hammer, and then call a dragon to come eat you while I drink mead you filthy Milk Drinker.
I've always found that insult funny, considered that Scandinavians, and thus the Norse (Vikings) drinks much more milk than any other people world wide.
It's actually thought to be the primary reason the Vikings were thrown out of North America: They Vikings would trade with most everyone they met, and with the amounts of milk they'd drink, milk and cheese would be amongst the good they'd trade. Being used to the dairy products, they would be quite fine, but the Native Americans, never tried the stuff before would get violently ill, and subsequently believe the vikings were trying to poison them.
