I was impressed by the cart thing, but was less impressed, when, after seeing the guy in front of me get his head chopped off and he said I was next, I just meekly walked up the block and put my head down like it was funny. "You want to decapitate me? Oh ok!"

I mean, my character should at the least refused to move unitil pushed and forced forward. It`s totally out of character for him to just go and lay down his head.

Yes, I had my critical glasses on right at the beginning.

p.s. The head chopping off thing did slightly impress me though since it showed this game was meaner than Oblivion... Which was a good sign.

He was a coward that bowed down before the will of the Empire without even a hint of resistance in his body. "We're going to chop your head off now!" "OKAY PLEASE DECAPITATE ME AS FAST AS YOU CAN OUR IMPERIAL MASTERS!"

If my character's hands weren't bound, she would have flashed the executioner. She's being executed, are a few public indecency/obscenity charges really going to make things worse for her?

"You... Who are you?" *flashes Hadvar* Hadvar turns to the lady with the list and says: "I'm gonna take this one around the corner and teach her respect for the Imperial army!"
Yes, yes it could turn out worse for you. o.o;

From Hadvar?

Depends on what he intends to do back there...

Due to forum TOS he is going to gag you and smack you around with the hilt of his sword then put you first in line for the block. Not a pretty picture. =p

... I doubt that. He'd have no reason to haul me somewhere out of sight and earshot to do it.

The river you come to as soon as you finish the tutorial was amazing. It actually stopped me in my tracks. Then I was amazed by how alive Riverwood felt.
Then after that I went exploring and realised I was getting owned a lot by things

Yeah, you're right. You'll prolly just get a pardon and an address.