If your girl tells you he's 'just a friend', he's probably - big shocker! - just a friend and you're just being possessive and paranoid. Yeesh.
I have too much experience with women to agree with you here.
He'd have to be an eunuch, before any one would trust him though.
You'll never say that about Eunuchs again...
I said nothing about eunuchs.
I saw the word Eunuch somewhere...
Yes, you did say something about eunuchs.
Oh yes you did:
He'd have to be an eunuch, before any one would trust him though.
Now who's been hitting the skooma too hard, hmm?