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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:42 am
What's up with that?
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Unstoppable Judge - Posts: 3337
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:07 am
lol
What are the ingredients for airline food, anyway? Bone meal and skeever tails?
What are the ingredients for airline food, anyway? Bone meal and skeever tails?
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Roanne Bardsley - Posts: 3414
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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:38 pm
lol
What are the ingredients for airline food, anyway? Bone meal and skeever tails?
What are the ingredients for airline food, anyway? Bone meal and skeever tails?
More like giant toes in daedra heart sauce
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Marine x - Posts: 3327
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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:29 pm
Op is probably trying to raise his number of posts 
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Wane Peters - Posts: 3359
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:55 am
nah i just wanted to get a joke in this forum.
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Emma Pennington - Posts: 3346
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:26 am
nah i just wanted to get a joke in this forum.
You failed.
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Charlotte Henderson - Posts: 3337
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:31 am
How about a worst recipe contest using the alchemy and cooking ingredients available in Skyrim. List the ingredients and name the final product. Grossest dish wins 
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Leilene Nessel - Posts: 3428
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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:30 pm
Vampire Dust and Gourds.
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lucile - Posts: 3371
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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:03 pm
You failed.
Nah he didn't, you're here. ZING!
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Alexis Acevedo - Posts: 3330
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:26 am
ice wraith teeth as cooling preservative, with giant toe for flavor, and a skeever tail for chewy consistency.
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Alyesha Neufeld - Posts: 3421
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:23 am
how about a giants toe with fire salts, skeever tails, a daedra heart for flavor, and dog meat.
sounds like a good chili.
sounds like a good chili.
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Paul Rice - Posts: 3430
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:31 am
Nah he didn't, you're here. ZING!
Well played.
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Sebrina Johnstone - Posts: 3456
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:45 am
This reminds me of that thread about Húskarl/Housecarl that turned into a discussion about lutefisk.
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Samantha Jane Adams - Posts: 3433
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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
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ruCkii - Posts: 3360
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:12 am
No. 
Yes.?_??
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Vickytoria Vasquez - Posts: 3456
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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI
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JaNnatul Naimah - Posts: 3455
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:35 am
Haggis made with briarheat, daedra heart, human heart, wheat. Season with garlic, troll fat, and some fire and frost salts.
Chop (or pound since we're talking alchemy) until you get nice and small bits.
Tie it up in some charred skeever hide and boil in a 50-50 mix of troll fat and dwarven oil.
Cut open with a hagraven claw.
Chop (or pound since we're talking alchemy) until you get nice and small bits.
Tie it up in some charred skeever hide and boil in a 50-50 mix of troll fat and dwarven oil.
Cut open with a hagraven claw.
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Stacy Hope - Posts: 3391
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:44 am
Ok, ok I play!! 
Human meat, garlic and carrots broiled in Black Briar Mead. hehehehe
Human meat, garlic and carrots broiled in Black Briar Mead. hehehehe
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x a million... - Posts: 3464
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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:35 pm
I just made a Falmer Ear Casserole with Spider Egg Soup on the side.
Falmer Ear Casserole:
Sauteed Falmer ears, a twist of Frostbite Spider Venom for that tangy flavour, mixed with squeezed firefly thorax for a nice glow.
Spider Egg Soup:
3 spider egg whites, a pinch of void salts add a handful of baby spiders for crunchyness, served with a Giant's Toe for dipping.
Yum!
Falmer Ear Casserole:
Sauteed Falmer ears, a twist of Frostbite Spider Venom for that tangy flavour, mixed with squeezed firefly thorax for a nice glow.
Spider Egg Soup:
3 spider egg whites, a pinch of void salts add a handful of baby spiders for crunchyness, served with a Giant's Toe for dipping.
Yum!
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Steve Fallon - Posts: 3503
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» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:01 am
Haggis made with briarheat, daedra heart, human heart, wheat. Season with garlic, troll fat, and some fire and frost salts.
Chop (or pound since we're talking alchemy) until you get nice and small bits.
Tie it up in some charred skeever hide and boil in a 50-50 mix of troll fat and dwarven oil.
Cut open with a hagraven claw.
Chop (or pound since we're talking alchemy) until you get nice and small bits.
Tie it up in some charred skeever hide and boil in a 50-50 mix of troll fat and dwarven oil.
Cut open with a hagraven claw.
Eeeeewww, I just threw up a bit in my mouth
I think we have an early contender for the 1st prize in the cooking contest!
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Jordan Fletcher - Posts: 3355
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