Amusing and WTF moments of Skyrim. : V

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:11 am

- Listening to the bard in the Winking Skeever singing the "Dragonborn" song. I shout with Kyne's Peace after she's done, and EVERYTHING in the inn goes flying away from me like a bomb went off.

- Shot a bandit with a bow who was uphill from me. It hit the knee (no joke), and she went flying about 200 feet in the air.

- Dragon skeleton near the Whiterun tower spasms when I approach the tower and the skeleton reappears 50 feet away from where the dragon died.

- Giant killed by the Companions near Whiterun. His club floats slowly skyward sometime after.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:14 am

The first time a giant whacked me 400ft into the air.

Or on my 3rd playthrough when I discovered a sprawling, detailed Forsworn camp next to a waterfall, I was thinking "how come I didn't find this place before?"

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:03 pm

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9EF47EE2017A89A8&feature=plcp

None of these are mine, but I have had a few happen to me. Like the breakdancing Troll.

And everyone has been clobbered by a giant.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:39 pm

2 people fell out of the sky for no apparent reason.
1, a Stormcloak was dead on landing. The other, an Imperial I think, got up and ran off :shrug:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:23 pm

Fighting a giant in a giant camp...

I kill him and a Boethiah Cultist comes sprinting towards me.

Dialgoues starts briefly, lags, and a mammoth drops from the sky and sends him to Oblivion.

Strongest Conjuration spell in Skyrim.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:51 pm

When I was mezmorized by the lights in the sky then BAM instant dinner for a sabre cat, I didnt know what it was and I literally said WTF :woot:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:32 am

followed a farmer going to sacrifice his cow to some giants. he yelled something like, i knew this was a bad idea or something, then got clobbered.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:31 pm

My companion got stuck in his yield position and sort of inched along after me for a while. Very weird.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:14 pm

Getting off a horse and watching it shoot off sideways into the horizon at a thousand miles an hour. I lol'd big time.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:24 am

Going into angeline's aromatics to find Jaree Ra behind the counter... I was like WTF!?
It's the little things that make skyrim a great game

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:21 pm

After some dishonest dealing with one Louis Letrush of Riften, I saw him outside the stables in Whiterun. Without giving anything away, he may have had reason to be there. Next time I went past, he'd cloned himself. There are now seven of him just standing outside the Whiterun stables. I also recently saw an eight incarnation of him get whacked by a hired thug outside Winterhold. Weird, and slightly creepy.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:46 pm

I saw a two headed mammoth, before it split and the one went 500' up, only to land and walk on the other's back for a while.

Sinding alive and well, looking all beastly in the middle of the day outside Riverwood.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:49 pm

WHEN I WAS SWIMMING AFTER THIS LONG DROP I DONE ON THIS BIG ASS WATERFALL AND UNDER THE WATER I SEEN A SKELETON WITH SOME BRICKS/ROCKS TIED ON HIS FEET AND FOUND AN EBONY SHIELD NEAR HIM

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:49 pm

So far, my one moment would have to be shooting Farkas accidentally in the head with an arrow and he says, "Watch it, brother.", with an arrow going through his head. As that should have killed him, I found it funny that it seemed to be nothing more than a scratch to him.

I also remember when first starting the game, I get to Riverwood and enter the Inn and hear Sven singing, "Ragnar the Red". As I was probably speaking to the inn keeper or just looking around the place, the lyrics caught my attention and I thought, "Wtf is he singing?", and then I go over to him and request that he sing the song again. More rpgs should have bards singing in the taverns...

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:31 pm

I had just finished retrieving Nettlebane from that Hagraven and I was scaling down this snowy hill when I see M'aiq the Liar standing at the bottom. So I finish going down the hill and he started saying something like " It always seems to snow here in Skyrim....No more for M'aiq" and right when he said the word "No" it stopped snowing abruptly. Just like that lol I was shocked and mystified as if I had just witnessed the most epic magic trick in the world :ohmy:

Man I wish I could have recorded that so I could have shown you guys.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:09 pm

The first time I met Paarthanux I was so shocked to

Spoiler

see a dragon thud down to earth that I put 3 Ebony arrows into his hide before I realised he wasn't going to rain fire down apon my poor guy and he was actually friendly :smile:

That was an eye-opener !

Another time I managed to kill every bad guy in a cave full of Bandits with arrows through the neck! Not only that but one shot was from a good 150 yrds away from across the cavern, each one slumped where they sat or stood, markmanship? hehe

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:13 pm

I'm used to the "I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee" running gag by now.

Then I ran into some low-life who said: "I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took a blade to the chest". I was like, "wait, wut?" "wtf"

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:15 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap_pqG7FY_c. I didn't make the video, but I honestly have no clue how the intro of the game, of all things can mess up that hilariously.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:33 am

I was in solitude, running around trying to find some guy, and then out of nowhere I see a guy wearing nothing but boots and underwear.

I decided to avoid him, but he started chasing me all over the place, I ran for a good 3 minutes before he finally caught me.
turns out, he was a courier, and wanted to give me a letter. I didnt know where he kept it so I made sure to put on my leather gloves before opening it :S

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:45 pm

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nacXfmQlfIc

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:23 pm

whilst clearing out a witchmen cave, I heard a man crying out the other side of a door to be saved. Upon going through the door I killed the witch and saw a man in just a loin cloth tied face over a table with his legs parted. What ever was happening left the man for dead and when looking at the witch I had killed I realized it was a male witch. What he was doing to the poor man, I'll never know :blink:

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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:14 pm

Pandit Plunderer sent thugs after me once becouse of stealing

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:06 pm

i was in a cave sneaking, then i saw a women i shot her with an arrow in her gut, but she didn't attack me so i got closer. then she said "good you came i could need your help" =() ?

and lydia got killed by hired thugs, by a guard, for trepassing!?

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:03 am

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9EF47EE2017A89A8&feature=plcp None of these are mine, but I have had a few happen to me. Like the breakdancing Troll. And everyone has been clobbered by a giant.

I

at the laughing dragon.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:11 pm

Listening to and writing down everything Todd promised pre-release and then playing the game was the single most WTF moment of my experience with Skyrim.