Everybody knows Ancano: He's the Stuck-Up Thalmor Jerk who somehow managed to control a source of power that nobody knows what yet. He's the Stuck-Up Thalmor Jerk who managed to send one of his Thalmor associates flying to intercept us on a 70-feet high balcony, perhaps with a Scrol of Icarian Flight - Ancano Edition, Revision 45

In short, he's a Jerk with many great inventions unclear to us. Perhaps because he's a Thalmor, perhaps because he's an Aldmer, or perhaps because he's simply a Stuck-Up Thalmor Jerk. Like I said, unclear to us

But behind the seemingly great brains lie a great foolishness

You see, Ancano simply was pretty much invincible. 'Tis true... for some time. But when the time came to face me, he couldn't see that I'm invincible too:

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Ah, a fellow Invincible. Here's an eletric welcome

Still, you'd think that Invincible vs invincible would make an epic fight. Not as epic as Neo vs Agent Smith, or as epic as Dante vs Nero, but still pretty epic as far as NetImmerse 3 would allow. After all, one of the contender is an Invincible, Stuck-Up Thalmor Jerk

Perhaps it would be, if the latter is not Stupid

You see, Ancano had paralyzed my Dead Thrall: Estormo, his former associate whom he sent to intercept me on the 70-feet high balcony. You'd think that such a great inventor-Thalmor would try to fight me, an Invincible. Perhaps with his electric magic, or perhaps with his Invincibility power, but no...

Like a true Stupid, he decided to "Screw this", threw his back at me, and promptly ditched the magic altogether.

It's quite stupid, as Magic is the only reason the Thalmor controlled Aldmeri Dominion managed to defeat the barbaric Strength of the Sons and Daughter of Skyrim, but Ancano didn't seem to care. Perhaps because he thought "Hey, I'm invincible! Might as well laugh while I still can!", or perhaps because he's simply a Stupid, Stuck-Up Thalmor Jerk. Like I said, unclear to me

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Fear the power of Aldmeri Invincible Ancano's Fists you Paralyzed Former Thalmor Associate! Screw you Actual Threat!


So, I stripped his Invincibility from him, just to see if he'd start to see me as an actual threat instead of the Paralyzed Former Thalmor Associate Estormo, but no. He kept ignoring me, and kept thinkig that the Paralyzed Former Thalmor Associate Estormo is an even bigger threat than me

So, since he's no longer an Invincible, I burned his asset from behind, Thalmor-deserves-it style. I also trapped his soul for crap and giggles. The said Stuck-Up Thalmor Jerk's soul currently rests in a dresser, waiting to be put into some booties, so I can literally stomp at him everyday. Also, he'll have to smell my feet everyday.

But the punchline is the fact that, even in death, the Stuck-Up Thalmor Jerk is still Stupid:

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Where is this? Who am I? And what the hell am I doing here?

I guess being a Thalmor agent doesn't necessarily make you smart.

Then again, it can be said that Thalmor's entry test is pretty loose

Like I said, unclear to us

Can you summarize this for me?

For a guy who tapped into the power of Aedra he went down surprisingly fast. It only took two swings of my mace to cave in his skull. It was still dry - no clumps of hair, nothing.

well we DID have the staff of frigging magnus

w8

shouldn't this be in the spoiler section ??

Nah who gives a [censored]. It was the College on Winterhold.