Any NPC's you always hack to bits

Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:52 pm

For me if a guard makes the comment about fetching mead for the companions when I'm the leader I murder them on the spot. I also seem to have incessant hate for the whiny farmers I usually backstab them, I also seek out any wizard/Mage/spell caster that even looks at me strangely and hack them to bits, what about you?
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Taylor Bakos
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:08 am

Only the dude in whiterun who asks if I get to the cloud district often.

Hate that guy.
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Steve Smith
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:20 pm

Only the dude in whiterun who asks if I get to the cloud district often.

Hate that guy.
This guy would be my choice, if murder was in my habit.
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Craig Martin
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:07 am

Only the dude in whiterun who asks if I get to the cloud district often.

Hate that guy.

Nazeem? He's on my "Kill This Guy List", I can't stand him, I make it my personal mission to kill that jerk.
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Thomas LEON
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:44 pm

Heimskr....he's so annoying...
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SEXY QUEEN
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:35 pm

This guy would be my choice, if murder was in my habit.
Nazeem? He's on my "Kill This Guy List", I can't stand him, I make it my personal mission to kill that jerk.

:foodndrink:
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Farrah Lee
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:06 pm

Oh and the damn courier. He arrives at the worst times...
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Ridhwan Hemsome
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:23 pm

I don't generally murder people even if they annoy me but that arrogant, racist scumbag elf who hangs around Jarl Igmund's court... he dies, always.
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Darlene DIllow
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:47 pm

Heimskr....he's so annoying...
This. I've killed every single playthrough of mine, at my first opportunity. I love the enw peace and quiet, ahaha.
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Stephy Beck
 
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Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:12 am

I killed him, took his soul in a gem, threw his body in a water duct somewhere in the plains district, and put the gem on Jarl Balgruufs throne while he wasnt there. now who doesn't get to the cloud district often? oh and his wifes comment about being stuffed up the Jarls Backside is actually true now :teehee: the TES series allows you for some interesting get backs.
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Amanda Furtado
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:22 am

This guy would be my choice, if murder was in my habit.

I beat him first, when I got out of jail he told me he'd had worst, so I killed him, resurrected him, and took him to my house. and why the hell can't I kill Mavin?
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My blood
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:18 pm

My Horse!
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Arnold Wet
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:50 pm

Thalmor. Ironically, even while playing as a Thalmor agent.
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Tina Tupou
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:34 pm

Lotsa psychopaths ITT. ;)
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CYCO JO-NATE
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:04 pm

Thalmor.
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Veronica Martinez
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:40 pm

What about the Jester next to a farm north of Whiterun? Night mother take him... he's really annoying.
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Kate Schofield
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:56 pm

Well not on every play through, but any time my character is or has any affiliation with Werewolves/Vampires etc, I always murder every vigilant of Stendarr I see roaming or at their base. They don't like me and/or my friends? I don't like them. Who's stronger? Me. They die. They all... Die.
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vicki kitterman
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:16 pm

What about the Jester next to a farm north of Whiterun? Night mother take him... he's really annoying.

No he must live! Mother needs him....
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noa zarfati
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:30 pm

Oh, this is a goody for sure.

A) The priest of Talos who's preaching in Whiterun. Gah, shut up already!
B) Any Thalmor agent I run into on the roads.

There are a few others I can't think of right now, but my characters don't shy away from murder, as all become ensnared by the dark side. After all, they have cookies! :teehee:
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John N
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:10 pm

"Every night, I walk around the grey quarter and let them greyskins know what I tink of dem." That guy, except I heard he was essential.
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Marcus Jordan
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:32 pm

Definitely Nazeem. Then Faendal because he keeps dropping by my whiterun home when I'm married to Camilla. For good measure Sven goes too. Oh and all of my male housecarls, because I have serious trust issues. The irony is that Lydia is at my side as much as possible.

I keep Heimskr around though, reminds me of the crazy preacher outside of the Bohan safehouse in GTA IV.

Smile!
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Kathryn Medows
 
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Post » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:18 am

Nazeem, yep.

"Do you get to cloud district often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don....." *Two handed axe to the face*
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A Dardzz
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:29 pm

That Sapphire chick at the bee and barb in riften. Every single time I walk in to get a room and a meal she says "I don't have any buisness with you so get out of my face!" it's soooooooooo annoying. I usually kill her when everyone is out of the tavern. Teaches that disrespectful [censored] who's boss.
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Isaac Saetern
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:53 pm

That Sapphire chick at the bee and barb in riften. Every single time I walk in to get a room and a meal she says "I don't have any buisness with you so get out of my face!" it's soooooooooo annoying. I usually kill her when everyone is out of the tavern. Teaches that disrespectful [censored] who's boss.

That's my thief character's wife! :mad:
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Sophie Payne
 
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Post » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:33 pm

Stormcloak Commanders :D

Beat on the filthy rebel for a few minutes, run away. Charge and repeat.
Silly NPCs that should lose their Essential flag. xD
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Joie Perez
 
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