Well... THis is basically where you should type about moments in the game whether you were...
Hahahahahahaha Wtf is this...
Why! No please stop killing me AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH(Throws something at tv or PC)
hey you know who your messing with here im Dovhakiin and in case you can't speak dragon thats dragonborn... COME AT ME BRO!

This is my tale.................................................................................................The Epical Tale Of DOVAHGOAT................................................................................................................................
As I was climbing a mountin side in the snow of course I saw a small group of Imperial soliders. I being a Stormcloak would have killed them but I didn't feel like it so I let them live. Later I saw a Goat and a pack of wolfs that had not noticed me yet so i just for some odd reason watched the goat climb the mountin and just run around until....A DRAGON but not just any dragon a Ancient Dragon! I started hacking at it with a War Axe and then I saw the Imperials start hitting it as well. after that it seemed as if the whole world was attacking it! There was me, the group of 4 or 5 imperials, the Goat, and the 4 wolfs. after the Dragon was slain the remaining 2 Imperials were killed by the 3 wolfs, and after that the remaining 2 wolfs attacked the Goaat but the goat fended them off killing both wolfs. after all the fighting was over I Fus Ro Dah(ed) it off the cliff so it may fly home (as I like to think), and now i always see a goat and treat it as if he was the Dovahgoat....

So there you go the mythical Dovhagoat!