Anything I can do for you, my thane? : V

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:45 am

I just went down to Solitude, and popped into Proudspire Manor to pick up some goodies, and there sitting in the chair in the living room is Jardis...

"Anything I can do for you, my thane?"

"Yes, go put your clothes back on..."

She was wearing her sword, and undies...and that's it.

WTF? Okay, so there is a bit of hero worship, but that's taking it a bit too far...

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:39 pm

Maybe the fireplace made it too hot in there for her. Did you check under the bed or in the closet for maybe a housecarl comapnion?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:45 pm

She probably wasn't expecting you >.>

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:21 am

All player housecarls use a default outfit which is a complete set of steel armor with a steel shield. The only way to get Jordis sitting in her undies is to use a mod which changes the default outfits for your housecarls. If you don't like her new look, give her some clothes or disable the mod. Simple, no?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:51 pm

All player housecarls use a default outfit which is a complete set of steel armor with a steel shield. The only way to get Jordis sitting in her undies is to use a mod which changes the default outfits for your housecarls. If you don't like her new look, give her some clothes or disable the mod. Simple, no?

Simple yes, but I'm not using a mod...

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:49 am

Simple yes, but I'm not using a mod...

Sure you didn't Sleep-Pick Pocket her?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:45 pm

Are you sure you are not using a mod that affects followers? I had this same thing happen because of one. Every potential follower in the game was nekkid. I disabled the mod, and just like that their clothing reappeared.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:20 pm

^{Well the courier arrives naked sometimes...(I'm on ps3, no pickpocking)}

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:26 am

^{Well the courier arrives naked sometimes...(I'm on ps3, no pickpocking)}

Wonder where he stashes the rolled up missives…

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:24 am

Sure you didn't Sleep-Pick Pocket her?

Or something....

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:48 am

thats' bad ??!!!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:55 am

^{Well the courier arrives naked sometimes...(I'm on ps3, no pickpocking)}

Had this happen on xbox too.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:00 pm

I think I saw Faendal coming out the front door from your house just before you arrived.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:06 am

It's not that I'm too worried (apart from the fact she does need a good bath...she's another grub)...but Mrs Dovakhin might take a bit of offense...I don't think she's into that sort of thing...(where's that perk in the speech tree?)

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:03 pm

J'rahzir wonders why One worries so much about the Mrs Dovahkiin. Should she take offense, thu'um her off a bridge as the first warning. J'rahzir thinks this will get the point across of who wears the pants in this cold land.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:21 am

WTF? Okay, so there is a bit of hero worship, but that's taking it a bit too far...

Are you kidding?

I`d be like keep up the good work, lady!!!

Sheesh, you guys don`t know a good thing when you`ve got it!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:39 am

Dude, Jordis the Sword-maiden without any clothes = me gusta

A blessing from the gods themselves

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:25 am

you drunk too much mead the last night and you scored

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:56 am

... I am okay with this

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 6:57 am

I really don't see the downside to this..... no only if Mrs Dovakin and Lady Housefrau got together....... oh the possibilities!!! BTW, was there a Girls Gone Wild bus parked in front of your house?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:31 pm

You got lucky.

Yesterday did I pick-pocket a ghost. Yes, a ghost. Guess what I found? Baked potatoes. This is terrible. A person cannot find rest in their after-live and so returns as a ghost with an appetite for baked potatoes. Do you know what this means? There are no baked potatoes in the after-life!
In Heaven there will be a MacDonalds or BurgerKing or something. In Hell will you find enough heat to bake something and potatoes grow underground anyway. But, no, there are no baked potatoes.

Eat as many baked potatoes as you can before you die! You will not see any for a long time.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:32 pm

"Anything I can do for you, my thane?" some times I wander how far your lady housecarl is willing to go for her thane :devil: