Okay, so this has been rattling in my brain for weeks
and seeing as I don't have any physical friends around,
I thought I would share it here.


Q: "What's the difference between Ebony Armor and Daedric armor?"










A: "How much Heart you put into it."

ba duh tiss

Do you have any bad Skyrim jokes?
Why not share them here.

I used to be an adventurer like you , then I took an arrow in the knee.

I don't understand why people hate it so much , I love it !

How many dragons does it take to kill one bandit?
We're still counting.

What ?

They're still counting because Bandits are still dying trying to kill Dragons. Come on dude.

Actually it was how many dragons does it take to kill a bandit. I imagined the joke was that despite their supposed strength weaker dragons can be killed by a small group of bandits.

Hey why don't you climb to high hrothgar anymore?
I got trolled.

Me: What the quest you want me to do?
Young Woman: please find me my ring i left it in _ _ _ _ _ _ barrow
Me: OK
___________________
*i head for the barrow*
*arrives at the barrow*

The barrow is extremely creep and haunted with and has a dragon guarding the entrance
Thousand of ghosts and dragur Attack me inside
finally reach the room with the ring, blood and bones everywhere

*take the ring*
*return to woman*
___________________
Me: here's your ring
Young Woman: a thousand thank you
Me: BTW ma'am
Young Woman: what is it?

Me: ..... WTF WERE YOU DOING IN THAT GOD FORSAKEN BARROW?

lol

Guards : Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll..
Me : Honestly, I came out of jail today and really hungry this morning. Then I found a sweetroll in the guard' s barrack. Then I'm full after that.
Guards : You mean the one on the table? [censored] you!
By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!
Me : *open map* *fast travel* xD

It was overused on Youtube for like, 2 months after the game was released. You couldn't visit any game related video without 3 dozen arrow to the knee jokes

How many Skyrim developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another to pretend that it works

If there is a prize for this, I think you ought to get it.

What's the difference between a pheasant and a peasant?
Peasant are eaten only in Markarth.

Destruction magic.