Behold My Army of... Skeevers... : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:02 am

By killing them with Mazken?

By giving them the sight of a horde of scantily-clad females before they die. They'd almost be happy to surrender.

A horde of mammoths, on the other hand, will only appeal to a small minority... a very, very small minority...

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:03 am

This is bullcrap, I was expecting an epic photo or video of a massive hoard of skeevers. Instead I have to get creative and think of what I want in my own army. I am completely unprepared to form creative thought.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:12 am

...goats.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:32 pm

An army of Mehrunes Dagon's from Oblivion. Could there be a more terrifying sight.

Army of Sheogorath

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:13 pm

Mudcrabs.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:28 am

Luna moths

I win the pretty competition!

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:54 pm

Mudcrabs.

Trolls riding mudcrabs.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:51 am

I wouldn't want to lead an army. That's not my thing.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:16 am

Slaughterfish. Yes, my reign of terror would only be effective in the water.

Spriggans would actually be pretty cool though.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:38 am

one guard from each hold. just for the diversity.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:44 pm

Trolls riding mudcrabs.

Armored trolls riding mudcrabs.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:29 am

In all seriousness though if you could lead an army of 1 kind of creatures in Skyrim what would it be? Personally i like the idea of Spriggans...not sure why but it would be cool

I agree Spriggans are awesome. Invisible, bee shooting, svcker punching, tree women.

But, an army of creatures from Skyrim? Cave bears, with an army of cave bears, I would be unstoppable. Nothing gives me as much trouble as those jerks.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:21 am

As soon as I read the title I thought what an awesome Bards college idea that would be... a quest to find a flute that you can use to lead animals around.

Yeah... pied piper stylee.

Anyway on topic: Foxes... cause I'm a sneaky thief.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 6:08 am

Bees?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHfv-NrPxnw&feature=related

I'm so sorry.

Bah, I would have chosen a better clip of that scene without the lon g prologue... FAIL!

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:51 am

This is bullcrap, I was expecting an epic photo or video of a massive hoard of skeevers. Instead I have to get creative and think of what I want in my own army. I am completely unprepared to form creative thought.

haha you speak my mind...i was expecting to see a mod video of an army of skeevers sweeping through town

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:15 am

I'd have Sheogorath and an army of cheese wedges... That oughta do it.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:56 pm

Armored trolls riding mudcrabs.

Armored trolls riding armored mudcrabs.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:38 pm

An army of Nazeems. Nobody will ever visit the cloud district again, you can count on that.

CAN YOU SAY NEW DLC BETHESDA? HIRE ME!

Ok, if I'll have nightmares tonight it's your fault!

Personally, I like the mudcrab idea.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:59 am

an army of the Gray Fox?? ya mass stealing going all over world!!! wonder why any one dident think of him....

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:05 am

Mudcrabs with enchanted claws!

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 9:07 am

Lydias.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:03 pm

Wispmothers. Imagine the chaos.......

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:11 pm

Armored trolls riding armored mudcrabs.

with curved swords. Curved. Swords.

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:08 am

Mudcrabs.

there is already an army of mudcrabs, they are preparing to invade skyrim when the time is right. there are even mudcrab infiltrators disguesed as people in important positions, it is THE MUDCRAB CONSPIRACY!!!! :ahhh:

» Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:32 am

Lydias.

Oh gods. Another nightmare. :/