Best "One Liner" about Skyrim's patch 1.2 : V

» Mon May 28, 2012 11:35 pm

Best "one -Liner " about Skyrim patch 1.2
from posts om atomicpc.com

PointZeroOne
I dunno, I kinda like the idea of backwards flying dragons

peteed1985
Nothing like seeing a dragons ass coming to eat your face hmm?

PointZeroOne
brings a whole new meaning to the game's name doesn't it.....

http://www.atomicmpc.com.au/News/281857,bethesda-and-skyrim-the-fall-of-an-empire.aspx

» Tue May 29, 2012 2:18 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCjK3BD6u4 That's the most hilarious patch ever released in gaming history.

» Tue May 29, 2012 3:18 am

Nobdy? Really?

I knew it would go right over the head of 95% of readers, but nobody?

» Tue May 29, 2012 3:15 am

Sorry, but it's not really that funny.

» Tue May 29, 2012 3:50 am

Nobdy? Really?

I knew it would go right over the head of 95% of readers, but nobody?

I used to play Skyrim,
But then i took a patch to the knee.

:cry:

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:15 pm

Best "one -Liner " about Skyrim patch 1.2
from posts om atomicpc.com

PointZeroOne
brings a whole new meaning to the game's name doesn't it.....

Hmm... Sky-Rim.. :rofl:

» Tue May 29, 2012 10:14 am

No they weren't that funny but who cares. How about some concepts to mix it up too.

"Like the new Dragon feature? Good! The next patch will introduce it to Arrows so when you shoot one it'll just immediately impale you through the eye."

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:49 pm

i was a beth and elder scrolls fan for years.... WAS.... crap i want my money back...

» Tue May 29, 2012 8:18 am

"Two steps forward, one dragon backwards."

» Mon May 28, 2012 11:03 pm

Hmm... Sky-Rim.. :rofl:

Ahhhhhh, riiiiiiiight... now i am laughing.

» Tue May 29, 2012 4:42 am

I used to play Skyrim,
But then i took a patch to the knee.

:cry:

This is the only good thing and the only thing funny about this thread.

» Tue May 29, 2012 6:11 am

i got it and i am both disgusted by it and laughing hystaricly at it

» Tue May 29, 2012 12:59 am

i got it and i am both disgusted by it and laughing hystaricly at it

That pretty much sums up my reaction also

» Tue May 29, 2012 7:30 am

Kid: "I can beat-up any of you. No matter if you are my elders." {Slight pause} "Here. I found this, though you could use it..." {Hands me a "Cure Disease" potion.}

Me: WTF, little prying twirp... stay out of my STD life.

(Not sure if that is a 1.2 patch thing... but she never gave me anything in 1.1 patch... The kid, not my wife...)

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:03 pm

Sorry, but it's not really that funny.

confess - you didn't get the punch line

No they weren't that funny but who cares. How about some concepts to mix it up too.

"Like the new Dragon feature? Good! The next patch will introduce it to Arrows so when you shoot one it'll just immediately impale you through the eye."

"they" weren't funny ?

i was a beth and elder scrolls fan for years.... WAS.... crap i want my money back...

???

"Two steps forward, one dragon backwards."

OK....

over 1,000 views, and a half dozen people got the joke? Oh well

» Tue May 29, 2012 5:11 am

Pst! I know who you are. Hail Patch 1.2!

» Mon May 28, 2012 11:09 pm

The funniest thing about this topic is the article that compares the fall of the Roman Empire to a game company releasing an update for a video game that caused a few glitches! :rofl:

» Tue May 29, 2012 8:48 am

over 1,000 views, and a half dozen people got the joke? Oh well

lol more like only 3 people got it, but we are the people with good senses of humor (or very dirty minds compared to everyone else, either way, we are having the most fun :tongue:

)

» Mon May 28, 2012 7:22 pm

lol more like only 3 people got it, but we are the people with good senses of humor (or very dirty minds compared to everyone else, either way, we are having the most fun :tongue:

)

Well, since there are more "guests" than registered users on the forum, I figured at least that many more had got it, and then not everyone will post a reply anyway

» Mon May 28, 2012 8:17 pm

From the last post by the mod that closed this thread http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1299243-why-the-silence-bethesda/

The silence is broken guys: http://forums.bethso...ere-working-on/

I think it is actually a very good information update on their side. It is good to hear they are well aware about the issues 1.2 brought and they are patching it right away.

I hope we can all calm down now and enjoy the great game Beth has made.

Cheers
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"well aware about the issues 1.2 brought"

What about all the issues from BEFORE 1.2?

"and enjoy the great game Beth has made."

Gee, I think the whole reason for this and many other threads is because the game is unplayable.

Uldred

» Tue May 29, 2012 9:16 am

Uldred - wrong thread

» Mon May 28, 2012 6:05 pm

Wasn't hilarious but it made me smile. And I feel awful as hell today, so that's an accomplishment.

My first thought on the dragon was something like, "Draconic Airshow comes to Skyrim! Watch Alduin loop the loop backwards midair! Fredas only!"

» Tue May 29, 2012 8:32 am

The joke you're trying to force might be funnier if people hadn't been making the same joke for weeks now.

» Mon May 28, 2012 10:46 pm

The joke you're trying to force might be funnier if people hadn't been making the same joke for weeks now.

Really, hadn't seen any of that, and the 1.2 patch only came out 11/30 for pc

» Mon May 28, 2012 8:16 pm

Ah. Love this community.

I'm so disgustingly sickminded.