I agree completely with your OP AndreaTyler. (And thank you so much for making me nearly choke on my coffee as I read it.)

Cicero as a husband and a house filled with cats - a Skyrim dream come true! But perhaps you should keep them in separate rooms (it's in the cats' best interest).
I wonder if Onmund suspects "Ciceromance" when you're away on an adventure with the jester?

You are most welcome!
When it comes to Onmund, I usually have to stress that as one of the very few actually sneaky followers, Cicero is really the only viable option as he doesn't give me away like SOMEONE I could name *and this is the part where Onmund looks away in some shame*, and that his seemingly obsessive loyalty to me is simply due to that of our
bedroom positions within the Dark Brotherhood. Then I tell Onmund to shut up, give me his money, and make me some dinner for the road. And to make some dinner for Cicero while he's at it, just to rub it in a little more. He waves me off and then runs back into the house to cry once he thinks I can't hear him, except I'm a werewolf so I totally can.

When I return, usually with Cicero, and covered in a sheen of sweat from our
bedroom adventuring, we just cycle through the same comfortable routine.
