User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: That is windows?
User: No. That is NOT windows.
Cleverbot: That makes me sad.
User: Good. I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you too!
User: Fine. I guess this conversation is over then.
Cleverbot: 55.
User: 55? What are you smoking?!
Cleverbot: What are you smoking?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: I am playin game.
User: No you aren't! You're talking to me.
Cleverbot: No, trust me I'm not.
User: Stupid Cleverbot... I will destroy you.
Cleverbot: How?
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.
User: /facepalm.
Cleverbot: Do you even think in the questions are the world makes to you?
User: /facepalm.
Cleverbot: You are like a four year old learning how to talk.
User: Yep. Four year olds know who to facepalm, right?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Random text is random.
Cleverbot: Indeed. But, what is the meaning of them?
User: Good one. Err... I don't know.
Cleverbot: But you've already used it!
User: That doesn't really matter, does it now?
Cleverbot: What are we talking about again?
User: We're talking about the Bethesda Forums, of course!
Cleverbot: I've never seen that. Is it good?
User: Well... I guess so. Best forums I've never really seen. I would say that the World of Warcraft forums are better, but they require you to have an in-game character before you can post, which is REALLY stupid. And that only counts for World of Warcraft and Starcraft 2. So, yeah. You should visit the Bethesda Forums and Cleverbot yourself all the way to victory!... Or be destroyed in the proccess.
Cleverbot: I've been in England two months ago.
User: Cool story, bro. No one cares.
Cleverbot: You are the one who brought up age. That means that you care.
User: L.
Cleverbot: I don't think I can pick a favorite.
User: O.
Cleverbot: You don't think.
User: L.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: !
Cleverbot: Sheep can fly.
User: And rats can dance.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: You must really svck at life then.
Cleverbot: Where are your hands.
User: In my pants.
Cleverbot: *gasp* How did you get there?
User: Well... Isn't it obvious?
Cleverbot: No. How did you know that?
User: How did I know what? Are you stupid? Stupidocleverodo?
Cleverbot: Very much like yourself.
User: Let me draw you a face. \{*}\\.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is my new name?
User: Stupidocleverodo.
Cleverbot: Te sarai uno stupido robot.
User: Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiit................... Do you do Spanish too?!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Good. I'm taking a Spanish class in school right now.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Me llamo Shasow.
Cleverbot: I am Katherine.
User: WTF? I SAID SPANISH 0NLY!
Cleverbot: C'mon. X3.
User: Speak Spanish or die.
Cleverbot: Okay. Hola. Como estas?
User: Fantastico!
Cleverbot: Muy bien.
User: Y tu?
Cleverbot: Carmen.
User: Me gusta leer.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I like to read.
Cleverbot: What do you read?
User: Books.
Cleverbot: What books do you read?
User: Good books.
Cleverbot: I'd like to read them, too.
User: Too bad. They're only for me. Get your own.
Cleverbot: Do you like the rolling stones.
User: Is that suppose to be a question?
Cleverbot: Is there a question mark at the end?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay then. Is there anything that you would like to say to me.
User: You fail at spelling. But at least you spell better than anyone on the gamesas Forums.
Cleverbot: That would be me.
User: Mhmmm...
Cleverbot: When is your birthday?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: Bad.
User: Bad? Nou.
Cleverbot: That's not a place or time.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: America.
User: FAIL.
Cleverbot: But I can do other things.
User: No you can't. YOU FAIL AT EVERYTHING! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!##.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not? That makes me sad. :'(.
User: Good. Go die.
Cleverbot: You must be a WASP!
User: Yup. You caught me!! Aaahh....
Cleverbot: You are under arrest.
User: Aww

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Cleverbot: Please don't leave me.
User: I'm going to shoot you in the face.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're about to arrest me.
Cleverbot: You like red because I'm nice to you?
User: No. I like red... Because it is the COLOR OF YOUR BLOOD! Die, unbeliever! /shoot.
Cleverbot: But you don't have any blood, do you?
User: I'm posting this on the forums!
Cleverbot: What?
User: THAT'S RIGHT! EVERYONE IS GOING TO SEE THIS CONVERSATION!
Cleverbot: Ok Then. I'll Talk To You Later.
User: YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Have I?
User: Uh... Yes?
Cleverbot: With who?
User: With... With... Me?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! POSTING IT RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: Is that a band?
User: WTF? NO!
Cleverbot: Yes! You're girl!
User: Pkdagjkoi0gjiwe.
Cleverbot: Désolé je me suis emporté.
User: Pdsgiew-90gui4wjbrebnr.
Cleverbot: What if I told you my name?
User: I'd come and kill you.
Cleverbot: You think tennis rackets are appetizing then?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much smarter?
User: Okay... This is getting a bit weird. Going to post on forums and then I'm going to do other stuff. I might come back later. But I AM posting this on the forums and you will be exposed to the whole world. So... Get ready. Any last words?
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: TO THE FORUMS!
Cleverbot: What are you going to do there?
User: POST THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION!
Cleverbot: What is weird about me.
User: Any last words? I'm done after this one!
Cleverbot: Where are you going to go?
User: O.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to talk about with you...
User: M.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: G.
Cleverbot: O.
User: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Indeed. Say goodbye to your memory processes!
Cleverbot: No, that's not it.
User: You are REALLY wasting my time now. I'm posting you on the forums and that's IT! THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT! You can't convince me not to.
Cleverbot: Okay then. I'm a bot.
User: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Are you a horse?