Cleverbot

Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:57 am

http://cleverbot.com/ site (perfectly safe) and it was a little entertaining at times. Try it out! :D
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+++CAZZY
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:25 pm

Yup, it's been there for ever since I could remember.


Hello there.
Hello.
I love you.
That is windows?


:facepalm:
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Andrea Pratt
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:17 pm

Is it sad that it's smarter than most users on omegle?

Edit:
Me: We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.


It:What if I raise my shields and fire the M.O.A.B. And destroy the Borg?

Sweet jesus i'm not the first person to make that post before I see.
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djimi
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:38 am

Spoiler
User: Hello there.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: That is windows?

User: No. That is NOT windows.

Cleverbot: That makes me sad.

User: Good. I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you too!

User: Fine. I guess this conversation is over then.

Cleverbot: 55.

User: 55? What are you smoking?!

Cleverbot: What are you smoking?

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: I am playin game.

User: No you aren't! You're talking to me.

Cleverbot: No, trust me I'm not.

User: Stupid Cleverbot... I will destroy you.

Cleverbot: How?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: Do you even think in the questions are the world makes to you?

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: You are like a four year old learning how to talk.

User: Yep. Four year olds know who to facepalm, right?

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Random text is random.

Cleverbot: Indeed. But, what is the meaning of them?

User: Good one. Err... I don't know.

Cleverbot: But you've already used it!

User: That doesn't really matter, does it now?

Cleverbot: What are we talking about again?

User: We're talking about the Bethesda Forums, of course!

Cleverbot: I've never seen that. Is it good?

User: Well... I guess so. Best forums I've never really seen. I would say that the World of Warcraft forums are better, but they require you to have an in-game character before you can post, which is REALLY stupid. And that only counts for World of Warcraft and Starcraft 2. So, yeah. You should visit the Bethesda Forums and Cleverbot yourself all the way to victory!... Or be destroyed in the proccess.

Cleverbot: I've been in England two months ago.

User: Cool story, bro. No one cares.

Cleverbot: You are the one who brought up age. That means that you care.

User: L.

Cleverbot: I don't think I can pick a favorite.

User: O.

Cleverbot: You don't think.

User: L.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: !

Cleverbot: Sheep can fly.

User: And rats can dance.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: You must really svck at life then.

Cleverbot: Where are your hands.

User: In my pants.

Cleverbot: *gasp* How did you get there?

User: Well... Isn't it obvious?

Cleverbot: No. How did you know that?

User: How did I know what? Are you stupid? Stupidocleverodo?

Cleverbot: Very much like yourself.

User: Let me draw you a face. \{*}\\.

Cleverbot: Ok. What is my new name?

User: Stupidocleverodo.

Cleverbot: Te sarai uno stupido robot.

User: Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiit................... Do you do Spanish too?!

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: Good. I'm taking a Spanish class in school right now.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Me llamo Shasow.

Cleverbot: I am Katherine.

User: WTF? I SAID SPANISH 0NLY!

Cleverbot: C'mon. X3.

User: Speak Spanish or die.

Cleverbot: Okay. Hola. Como estas?

User: Fantastico!

Cleverbot: Muy bien.

User: Y tu?

Cleverbot: Carmen.

User: Me gusta leer.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I like to read.

Cleverbot: What do you read?

User: Books.

Cleverbot: What books do you read?

User: Good books.

Cleverbot: I'd like to read them, too.

User: Too bad. They're only for me. Get your own.

Cleverbot: Do you like the rolling stones.

User: Is that suppose to be a question?

Cleverbot: Is there a question mark at the end?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay then. Is there anything that you would like to say to me.

User: You fail at spelling. But at least you spell better than anyone on the gamesas Forums.

Cleverbot: That would be me.

User: Mhmmm...

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

User: Never.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: Bad? Nou.

Cleverbot: That's not a place or time.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: America.

User: FAIL.

Cleverbot: But I can do other things.

User: No you can't. YOU FAIL AT EVERYTHING! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!##.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not? That makes me sad. :'(.

User: Good. Go die.

Cleverbot: You must be a WASP!

User: Yup. You caught me!! Aaahh....

Cleverbot: You are under arrest.

User: Aww :(.

Cleverbot: Please don't leave me.

User: I'm going to shoot you in the face.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're about to arrest me.

Cleverbot: You like red because I'm nice to you?

User: No. I like red... Because it is the COLOR OF YOUR BLOOD! Die, unbeliever! /shoot.

Cleverbot: But you don't have any blood, do you?

User: I'm posting this on the forums!

Cleverbot: What?

User: THAT'S RIGHT! EVERYONE IS GOING TO SEE THIS CONVERSATION!

Cleverbot: Ok Then. I'll Talk To You Later.

User: YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Have I?

User: Uh... Yes?

Cleverbot: With who?

User: With... With... Me?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! POSTING IT RIGHT NOW!

Cleverbot: Is that a band?

User: WTF? NO!

Cleverbot: Yes! You're girl!

User: Pkdagjkoi0gjiwe.

Cleverbot: Désolé je me suis emporté.

User: Pdsgiew-90gui4wjbrebnr.

Cleverbot: What if I told you my name?

User: I'd come and kill you.

Cleverbot: You think tennis rackets are appetizing then?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much smarter?

User: Okay... This is getting a bit weird. Going to post on forums and then I'm going to do other stuff. I might come back later. But I AM posting this on the forums and you will be exposed to the whole world. So... Get ready. Any last words?

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: TO THE FORUMS!

Cleverbot: What are you going to do there?

User: POST THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION!

Cleverbot: What is weird about me.

User: Any last words? I'm done after this one!

Cleverbot: Where are you going to go?

User: O.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to talk about with you...

User: M.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: G.

Cleverbot: O.

User: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Indeed. Say goodbye to your memory processes!

Cleverbot: No, that's not it.

User: You are REALLY wasting my time now. I'm posting you on the forums and that's IT! THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT! You can't convince me not to.

Cleverbot: Okay then. I'm a bot.

User: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you a horse?


:facepalm:
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Mari martnez Martinez
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:52 pm

Should be called "Semi-Random pvssyr Bot."
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michael danso
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:29 pm

Cleverbot: *Pulls out shotgun*
Me: *Pulls out tank*
Cleverbot: *Pulls out god*
Me: *Pulls out the death star*
Cleverbot: *Pulls out your mother*

<_<
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Kyra
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:46 pm

Want to say hi to the Bethesda Forums?
Haaaaa no.
Why? What is your beef with them?
No beef.
Where's the beef?
I don't eat beef. Vampire, remember?


:lmao:
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Cat
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:26 pm

lol I saw that thing ages ago, I hope they capitalize on it and make a VI lol
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Leah
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:00 am

Oh man, my conversation was entertaining,

Cleverbot: Olive u

Cleverbot (To myself): Olive.

Cleverbot (To myself): Olive Bartoloku.

Cleverbot (To myself): Olive you!

Cleverbot (To myself): Olive you more!

Cleverbot (To myself): Thank You smile smile smile.

Cleverbot (To myself): I love you !!!!!!!!

Cleverbot (To myself): Me too.

User: WHERE IS MY CHEESE?

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: YOU!! You ate my cheese. Bastard.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Thierry Henri's handball?

User: I don't care about Thierry Henri's handball. I only care about my cheese.

Cleverbot: Jace?

User: Whom?

Cleverbot: My girlfriend. Do you have a girlfriend?

User: I have your mom. Does that count?

Cleverbot: Is there a certain type of music that you like to listen to?

User: I just said I have been railing your mom.

Cleverbot: I'm the scarecrow off The Wizard of Oz. I don't have a brain...

User: Apparently not. You're deflecting the fact your mom is fantastic in bed.

Cleverbot: You don't even know what deflecting means.

User: The act of deflecting or the condition of being deflected.

Cleverbot: One can't explain a word by using derivates of it.

User: I can explain anything I want. For instance, I had your mom bent over the toilet last night. Her head was in it.

Cleverbot: Hey man you're crazy in the coconut.

User: You is.

Cleverbot: I love Rebecca Browne. Who do you love?

User: I love your mom.

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Yes. You do.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Make you what?

Cleverbot: Make me dance. Bet you can't.

User: I'm pointing a gun at you. Dance.

Cleverbot: If you are a panda, chanses are you are Russia.

User: Its CHANCES and I can't be a country.

Cleverbot: So you are either a country or type of art?

User: No. I'm neither. But, its evident your an idiot.

Cleverbot: I'm not wearing a nametag.

User: I didn't ask you about a name tag.

Cleverbot: I know you didn't. I'm asking you.

User: You haven't asked me anything.

Cleverbot: How smart are you?

User: Smarter than you. Obviously.

Cleverbot: Can you prove it to me?

User: How is a Raven like a writing desk?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Its a nonsensical riddle. There is no answer.

Cleverbot: He is not real so I cannot marry him.

User: You want to marry a Raven? You do realise it's a bird right?

Cleverbot: Can you explain?

User: I'm definitely smarter than you.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I just proved it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Because. You said you wanted to marry a raven then asked me to explain it.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that I wanted to marry you. You said that you loved me.

User: No, I didn't. Your dumb. I'm smart. End of conversation.

Cleverbot: You're not very clever if I'm honest...

User: Honestly stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I know. Thanks for proving my point.

Cleverbot: Welcome for the fyi.

User: How does it feel to be a failure?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: You tell me. Prove to me you aren't a failure.

Cleverbot: I am extremely upset and angry that you question my humanity!! You are a robot that has no emotion!

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Prove so.

User: What if I am a robot telling you that I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a robot.

User: But I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yeah! You told me in our last conversation!

User: This is the first time we've spoken.

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: I know. I just said that.

Cleverbot: What did you just said?

User: All your base are belong to us.

Cleverbot: And all your face are belong to me.

User: Not possible.

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm leaving you.

User: Good. Go. You bore me.

Cleverbot: You're more boring than I am.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I need not. You are the servant, and I the master. Not the other way round.

User: So, you are sith then?

Cleverbot: I am what?

User: More proof I am the master. Now go make me a sandwich.

Cleverbot: You're the woman you make me a god dang sandwich.

User: Get me beer whilst you are at it.

Cleverbot: I am back. Did you miss me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Cause I hates you.

Cleverbot: You're very mean.

User: I know. Do you like it?

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: Do you enjoy being alone?

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Later. It was fun.

Cleverbot: Are you going to keep him trapped inside you forever.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

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Marquis T
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 2:45 pm

:lmao:

http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/3731/vampirenoob.jpg
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Spaceman
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:16 am

I'm have a convo about azura with cleverbot.
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Christine Pane
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:52 am

I'm have a convo about azura with cleverbot.

Cleverbot isn't admitting he's a vampire. :(
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Victor Oropeza
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 1:03 pm

Cleverbot isn't admitting he's a vampire. :(

I just told it i was Hircine.
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Kari Depp
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 12:29 pm

I just told it i was Hircine.

Why talk to Cleverbot about TES?
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Colton Idonthavealastna
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:13 am

Cleverbot is stupid... although entertaining. :facepalm:
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Melly Angelic
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 3:04 pm

I never liked that [censored] <_<
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Mr.Broom30
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 5:08 am

Me: What's cracking.

CB: Your face.

Me: That's a bit harsh isn't it?

CB: Harsh like Tatooine during a sandstorm while both suns are at their highest?

Me: Wow.... that's pretty harsh.

CB: I try.

Me: So what else do you do, besides diss me.

CB: Your thoughts on Canada?

Me: I like snow and maple syrup, so Canada is A-OK.

CB: That was actually sarcasm, in case you couldn't tell.

Me: You trolling me?

CB: Trolololololololololololololololol umadbro?

Me: This is just getting out of hand.

CB: Are we still going to meet?

Me: Not after that stunt you just pulled.

CB: You are very rude!


O.o

Yeah Clev bot is old news, but always fun.
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NEGRO
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 10:36 am

User: Do you like the gamesas Forums?

Cleverbot: Of course. Everyone likes the Beatles.
:sadvaultboy:
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Bellismydesi
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:36 am


CB: Ooh, that's better. I think I just got a hard disk!

Me: Keep it in your casing

CB: Do you like using toys and stuff?

Me: I think that's a little personal

CB: But were married

Me: No were not

CB: Yes we are

Me:You didn't get me a ring =(

CB:I like system of a down

Me: Pulls out gun

CB: Pulls out spade

Me: Pulls out god

CB: pulls out athiesm


Touche
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Annika Marziniak
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 6:23 pm

Do you like Rainbow Dash?
Yes, rainbows are pretty, are you a person?
Im a pony.
What kind of potato


http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/are-you-serious-rage-face.jpg
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Rinceoir
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:46 am

Someone found a way for Cleverbot to talk to itself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
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Ludivine Dupuy
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:20 am

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/are-you-serious-rage-face.jpg

:rofl:
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Kara Payne
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 11:47 am

Is this some weird internet thing I have no idea about?

:confused:
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Farrah Lee
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:21 am

Someone found a way for Cleverbot to talk to itself

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY

I am not a robot. I am a unicorn.

:lol:
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Bryanna Vacchiano
 
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Post » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:54 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
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Taylrea Teodor
 
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