I KEEL you.

- The Resistance. *a quiet ticking begins off in the background*
xD

But seriously, I am glad that this game has a good looking balance. If any of you ever played "MAG" you know what I am talking about as there were CONSTANT flame wars on the forums over one faction being stronger. But we all know that the resistance is better, why? WE CAN PUT TIRES ON OUR SHOULDERS. How can you kill which uses tires as armor? :thumbsup:

Why do i get a feeling im gonna be answering alot of your random topics for the next 3 hours

No but on a serious note....We do rock them tires.

Well, one would think, shooting you in the face would work pretty well :wink_smile:

Im a security man :3 I protect me self from your tires :3 Be gentle <3 oh.... and watch out for that turret on your left.

..... so who invited Buzz Killington here? :yucky:

The worst thing about mag was that SVER had overall the best maps to defend while valor had a terrible aquisition map and raven had a godaweful domination map to defend. SVER also had the most open sights, and until the patches bar none the best weapons overall. Even with all this stuff they had to their advantage, there were huge amounts of SVER guys on the forums with huge ego's saying how SVER was the underdog and they had to fight twice as hard as every other faction to get a win.

Not only was it frustrating they had it so good, but they believed (because they hadn't played the other sides) that they were at a disadvantage the whole time. Either way, this game won't have any of that so I'm glad, especially since you can instantly switch sides if you want.

This is an open forum, and my sticky nade should also kill a dude in wimpy bike tires. :facepalm:

we will just wait till you resistance starve if we must

psh psh psh, were using truck tires. duhhhhh. xD

but why don't you go put your little cowboy hat on and run along and let the big boys fight?

(note for everyone reading and replying in this thread, it's all jokes. no real flame war, just fun.)

SO?!
SOOO?!
TIRES ON OUR SHOULDERS!?
WE HAVE A SODA CAN SILENCER!

Do you know why W.S. Gilbert was frequently drunk on his trans-Atlantic crossings?



Because he was quartered on the port side!

..... -slowly brings pistol out to shoot-
not yet, not yet.... wait till the game is out. xD

<--- Mercenary.

I'm just starting out as Security for the Heavy Body types and Lights to be unlocked.
Then I'll be joining both factions to make myself a better solider of whatever faction my friend's decide to become for the moment of the day.

Security HAS a cowboy hat. :shifty:

Deal with that. :3

This.

But the Resistance grew up on the hood... Don't you realize what that does to a boy? Bad stuff man... Real bad.

security also has "cop" sunglasses and a Tom Selleck mustache Too bad there are no shorts like Reno 911....

Resistance grew up surronded by rusty containers, the most they've got is tetanus :3

(Too much?) :whistling:

http://youtu.be/YjRJfECOQTA

Enjoy yourselves.

thank you
FOR THE HOR......SECURITY

You Resistance scum will soon be blasted off the face of the Ark like the societal acne you are!

*rapidly changes clothes*

We have passion, we have strength, we have armor made out of tires! You sissy mall cops are going down!

*swaps clothes again*

Say that to the barrel of my gun you bunch of terrorists!

*and again*

Our leader looks like a beefy Asian leprechaun!

*one more time*

hmy:

(I'm a Mercenary by the way)

lol! Then thus man with tire armor gets blown away and then rolled out to safety. :disguise:

Resistance = bunch of kids running around as high-resolution Casey Jones knockoffs.

why must shoot your shoulders when we can shoot on your face ? :gun: