Whew, good thing I'm not a Christian! Bummer for the rest of you, though.
Neither am I, proud Atheist here, I just think that spamming lame memes everywhere on the internet is bloody annoying.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
THIS IS SPARTA!
IT'S OVER 9000!
See how annoying that is?