Lol, I'm imagining you saying this in a voice that trying to change the conversation so something doesn't come out
but wow i just ruined it.

OT : at one point i tried to make an attractive female of every Race, I'd say I did quite good (even for Orcs surprisingly)
but for Argonians it's literally impossible to get any way or form of attraction even if you were one
Female Argonians are just Scarry o.o

Good joke x)

I had the same thought, yes that thought, it was the same.

I find the high elf female voice attractive. I just like the way she sounds.

Thats because youre looking at them like a human. Basilisk lizards are attracted by the size of dorsal fins of potential mates. Most anoles use a "beard" for attraction.Crocodiles are attracted by the length of the tail, the longer the better (or at least thats what jeff corwin says.). So next time you try to make an argonian look at the details in the tal and fins rather than the face. But then again, skyrim argonians have shorter tails and fins than those of morrowind, so maybe theyre supposed to be ugly in the first place.

I see what you did there.

Hey now! there's nothing wrong...

Nah, I can't even say it.

Yup. Orcettes look pretty nice in Skyrim, but there's not enought mead in Skyrim to make Argonian women look good

If only they looked like the the Rule 34 of them...

I've been finding them too, and just like Oblivion and Morrowind it is usually when I have to put an arrow in them because they're out to kill me. That's the funny thing about the entire series. The Elven and human gals in the towns and such are unique, to some fair, some not. But almost, not all, many of the ones you find in the caves/dens/enclaves trying to kill you were very easy on the eyes. Oblivion was notorious for that. Morrowind more so with the mods. With Skyrim, jeesh, put two glass arrows into the heart of a Forsworn gal that had two swords and when I retrieved the arrows, noted that she was one of the fair ones.

(laugh) Telling the poor person to go outside won't make it any better. Just the scenario changes. They'll see someone living, breathing, and I daresay attractive...until that someone opens their mouth and they speak and break the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th walls of fantasy.

I pictured Lifts-Her-Tail with a cute voice and smooth skin, best [censored] of my life.

Hey Cutie

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Karliah ranks well when ever someone posts sixiest NPC polls. You're clearly not alone.

Why does everyone think Karliah is good looking? Her face is so odd. She may be the best looking Dunmer, but that will only take you so far.

Elves ? Ugh...rather date a kahjiit -.- Most of the elves looks like cave trolls.

I find the Colleges destruction instructor (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111116103641/elderscrolls/images/thumb/5/56/Faralda.jpg/372px-Faralda.jpg) to be quite attractive, so ... yeah. Sure, she's not a teenage cutey (though mods could help there) but that's not my type anyhow. And yeah, she (like ALL elves) may be a bit severe looking for those who like a baby face. Again, that's not my type.

I'm married, 40 years old, with a 10 month old baby. Getting outside to look at the opposite six is exactly what I'm not supposed to do. Besides, most of those who would appeal to me are likewise not looking.

Oi that's my wife you sonofa.....

Aha. Now that we're all confessing our odd objects of lust, I feel I should do the same.

Guys, I have to let it out... those wooden barrels, they get me real worked up

She's an elf? Damn, I thought she was a Breton or something. I do think she is attractive and wanted to marry her in game but when I couldn't I just married Ysolda.

Aside from many lady Bretons, and some Nords, pretty much all the characters look a bit weird to me.

I think the elves in particular are meant to look "different", to make them more exotic looking than they were in Oblivion. In Oblivion they were basically humans with pointy ears. In the game they look different.

I do agree that Brelyna is nice. Maybe in part because of the voice, the personality, and the hood.

I'm probably one of the few who finds the female housecarls a tad attractive. In my opinion women these days tend to be overly feminine.

That's right, I just gave you a free target. Now kick me all you want.

You should do as LongKnife says


Though if you said khajiit then I'd somewhat agree with you as girl that have feline looks about them or dress as some sort of cat are very sixy in my book

Personally I'm partial to the orc women.

Bad advice. I say get nudie mods and stand nekkid in the snow and stare at the monitors for hours. Then by your computer flowers and chocolates and talk to it sweetly before going to bed. After all this is rated M for Mature. You might as well act like an advlt about it.

http://i571.photobucket.com/albums/ss156/zalunaya/Gabriella.jpg Gabriella without her hood. Had to search for this, remember somebody else posting it.


Vex is Imperial.