Dumb conversations…. : V

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:59 am

Stumble upon a converstation that made you face palm, roll your eyes or anything else? Do share!

Adrianne Avenicci - "“I may not be the best black smith in Skyrim, Eorland Greymane has that honor. His steel is legendary. All I ask is for a fair chance. "

Adrianne Avenicci- "The finest weapons and armor."

Brenuin- "My favorite drinking buddy! Lets get some mead!"

Brenuin- "Not anymore, thanks to you."

Balgruuf the Greater- "Avenicci, fetch me my quill and my good parchment!"

Proventus Avenicci- "Are we writitng a letter my, lord?"

:facepalm:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:01 pm

Remember the oblivion "conversations" on the streets? It was like being in a nuthouse...

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:33 pm

I like the way some of the NPCs give you a generic greeting like you've never met them even after you've done 2 or 3 suicide missions for them. :lol:

Specific example: Adrianne Avenicci asks if you ever met her father.

You mean the one that sold me my house right next to your shop? ...or is he the one I delivered the sword to? :lol:

OK, not a suicide mission, but there are some for other NPCs who act like they've never met you.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:05 am

"Grey-Mane or Battle-Born?"

"... OK, Battle-Born. Whatever. Happy?"

*5 minutes later*

"You've been a good friend to me. That means something."

Idolaf Battle-Born must be a desperate guy. Already friends now, are we?

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:20 am

"Hello."
"(Snort)."
"Heard any news from the other provinces?"
"I saw a mudcrab the other day, nasty creatures!"
"I see...."
"Get out!"
"Farewell!"

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:54 am

"I work for Belethor in the general goods store!"
The assistant says it when you're standing in the store talking to Belethor.

Also, talking to any of the Companions is painful. They all sound like they've either had a severe stroke or drool on themselves when they talk. It's a group of warriors, I get it. But why all knuckleheads?

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:40 pm

The conversations are infinitely better than the were in Oblivion. At least they make some sense now.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:43 pm

The conversations are infinitely better than the were in Oblivion. At least they make some sense now.

LOL! Yes, SOME sense, but not much!

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:48 pm

I like the way some of the NPCs give you a generic greeting like you've never met them even after you've done 2 or 3 suicide missions for them. :lol:

Specific example: Adrianne Avenicci asks if you ever met her father.

You mean the one that sold me my house right next to your shop? ...or is he the one I delivered the sword to? :lol:

OK, not a suicide mission, but there are some for other NPCs who act like they've never met you. :tongue:

I love how she says the same dialouge for all time...

Adrianne Avenicci - "“I may not be the best black smith in Skyrim, Eorland Greymane has that honor. His steel is legendary. All I ask is for a fair chance. "

Me -So you dont know me at all??? You know, Im only the one whose been visiting your shop FOR A YEAR. But oh well, just buy my crap.......

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:50 pm

Enters house to diposit stuff:

" I trust you're not planning any trouble, what can I do for you?'-housecarl.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:13 am

"I work for Belethor in the general goods store!"
The assistant says it when you're standing in the store talking to Belethor.

Also, talking to any of the Companions is painful. They all sound like they've either had a severe stroke or drool on themselves when they talk. It's a group of warriors, I get it. But why all knuckleheads?

Whats interesting is that Farkas is the only follower in the game with 100 speechcraft. Behind that tough cave man exterior beats the soul of a polymath.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:57 pm

Cicero: "Let's kill someone!"
Lucien Lachance: "Let's find a random stranger to murder, after all, practice makes perfect!"
Tolfdir: "It's nice to see that Skyrim still has some nice people, you give an old man hope!"
Me: "..."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 11:39 pm

Cicero: "Let's kill someone!"
Lucien Lachance: "Let's find a random stranger to murder, after all, practice makes perfect!"
Tolfdir: "It's nice to see that Skyrim still has some nice people, you give an old man hope!"
Me: "..."

Guard: If a dragon attacks, I feel sorry for the people in Riverwood. Those poor sods don't even have a wall.

(Don't see how a wall is going to help against a dragon, dumb ass, since they fly!)

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:39 pm

Guard: If a dragon attacks, I feel sorry for the people in Riverwood. Those poor sods don't even have a wall.

(Don't see how a wall is going to help against a dragon, dumb ass, since they fly!)

Lol. Good point. I also love the belethor dude. Well... Not really love, but... Thats like all he says... Its so annoying.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:57 pm

Guard: I use to be an adventurer like you, until I toke an arrow in the knee.

Enough said.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:38 pm

imperial scum overherd from imperial guard not a very good spy if you ask me

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:26 am

*My PC enters their house; Breezehome*

Housecarl Lydia: *calls down from upstairs* "You lost?"
My PC: *thinks* "How can I be lost you idiot? It's my house!"

Or how about little miss tough girl; Braith.

Braith: "I'm not afraid of you you know,even if you are my elder. Boys,girls,dogs,elders - there's nobody I won't fight!"
My PC:"Oh really? So you're a tough girl, eh? Let's fight!"
And so I go easy on her...I use my bare fists and donkey punch her in the back of the head and she goes off screaming like a wuss and calls the guards on me.If you're gonna talk the talk, then you walk the walk.Apparently she didn't learn her lesson and continues to speak to the Dovahkiin in this manner. -.-

Hrongar:"I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form.Just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy."
My PC: "That...doesn't sound right.It sounds sixual... :blink:

"

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:50 pm

*My PC enters their house; Breezehome*

Housecarl Lydia: *calls down from upstairs* "You lost?"
My PC: *thinks* "How can I be lost you idiot? It's my house!"

Or how about little miss tough girl; Braith.

Braith: "I'm not afraid of you you know,even if you are my elder. Boys,girls,dogs,elders - there's nobody I won't fight!"
My PC:"Oh really? So you're a tough girl, eh? Let's fight!"
And so I go easy on her...I use my bare fists and donkey punch her in the back of the head and she goes off screaming like a wuss and calls the guards on me.If you're gonna talk the talk, then you walk the walk.Apparently she didn't learn her lesson and continues to speak to the Dovahkiin in this manner. -.-

Hrongar:"I'm not a man, I'm a weapon in human form.Just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy."
My PC: "That...doesn't sound right.It sounds sixual... :blink:

"

LMAO! Oh man, laughing so hard I got tears down my face!

Blacksmith in Solitude (forgot his damn name) "Return anytime, for arms or armor, my forge never rests."

(Uh then why are you closed past 8pm?!)

Kajait (Female) Merchant- "The Nords do not let us in their cities. They think of us as nothing but, skooma dealers and thieves."

(Clicks on "What do you have for sale".....looks through her merchandise and she is selling Moon Sugar and Lockpicks).

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:33 am

*Dragon just attacks Whiterun, me and a guard kill it*
Me: "Thanks for the assistance."
Guard: "My cousins out fighting dragons and what do I get, guard duty."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:19 pm

"I work for Belethor in the general goods store!"
The assistant says it when you're standing in the store talking to Belethor.

Also, talking to any of the Companions is painful. They all sound like they've either had a severe stroke or drool on themselves when they talk. It's a group of warriors, I get it. But why all knuckleheads?

Too many mace-blows to the head, most likely. Maybe someone should introduce them to that wondrous invention called the "helmet".

:lmao:

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:24 pm

Guard: "Your the one from the College, heard about you"

Me: "NO!! I'm not from the FKING COLLEGE!! I stopped there ONCE!" ...... I swear these guards gossip more than high school chicks.

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:39 am

"It's a fine day with YOU around!"

Get away from me you crazy dyke!!

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:44 pm

NPC: "You shouldn't be in here!"
Me: "I've just trekked halfway across Skyrim and through a stinking crypt full of homicidal undead to retrieve your lost property, and you want me to sit on your freezing doorstep for the next eight hours while you have a sleep? Can't you just take it now, you ungrateful *&$*!"

(@bekked - loving the Black Books reference)

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:31 am

Got to be that Jarl's kid in Dragonsreach.

"Another wanderer here to lick my father's boots. Good job."

Oh man I swear it would be worth the 1,000 gold bounty just to lop off his head if I could. I didn't see daddy Jarl trapping any dragons in the Reach, hell, I negotiated a ceasefire between two warring armies just to do that.

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 10:22 pm

I clicked on Elisif to talk to her,

Elisif: Ulfric is a power-hungry liar who killed my husband!

I exit out of the conversation and walk away...

Elisif: Under Ulfric's banner, we will lead Skyrim to better days!

?????? I guess she can't really make up her mind about whether or not a Stormcloak victory is a good thing.