Everyone hates my Horse.. : V

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:30 am

Well, i encountered dragon near whiterun and dragon was only attacking my horse, not me, not guards, not giants, not my companion, and every one of them were doing damage to the dragon... Later i killed that dragon (my horse is still alive), then a giant runs to my horse and bangs it to death.. WHY DAMN IT WHY???

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:05 am

Because, in Skyrim, horses are fodder good for two things, horsemeat and horsehide (except Shadowmere).

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:45 am

Agreed

» Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:00 pm

... then a giant runs to my horse and bangs it to death..

Maybe his mammoth left him for another giant...

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:34 am

Look at my horse. My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick. Mmmm it tastes just like rasins!
With a touch of it's mane it turns into a plane and turns back again with a pull on it's winky.
Oooh that's dirty!!
Do yah think so? Well I better not tell you where the lemonde is made...

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 12:38 pm

Just so we are clear I hate your horse the most.

Horses are weird, they report crimes, give away your position, can climb a vertical mountain yet die from a two foot drop, can bareley outrun you and I'm pretty sure they whisper pro-Thalmor propagander into your ear while you sleep. Giant did you a favour.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:31 am

Serves your horse right for being an anti-social, dibby-dobbing and rider ditching bastard

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:28 am

Horses and dragons are ancient enemies.

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:06 pm

I like your horse! :biggrin:

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:40 am

I hate your horse and I`ve never even met it.

Don`t take it personally, I hate all the horses in this game

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:35 am

Yea i think the Giant did me a favor

From now on im killing every horse in Skyrim, with my friends Giants and Dragons

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:32 am

I like messing with giants, kinda like that beef jerky commercial and the saskwatch lol

» Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:47 am

/snip rider ditching bastard

Yes that pretty much sums it up :biggrin: