Excuses : Othor Games

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:51 pm

Just curious as to what excuses you have used to get out of a date with someone you didn't really like?

For me, the only excuse I have ever used is "I am going to be busy."

Also, what is the craziest excuse that has been used on you?

Well, once I asked a girl to go watch a game with me, her response was "I am really tired." I asked her on a Tuesday, the game was on Friday.

EDIT: I am not asking for advice on anything.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:23 pm

This guy asked me out. Me being really supportive of gays said I'm flattered but I'm not really in the mood to date anyone. I don't think objectifying homosixuals by saying "I'm not gay." is really a nice thing to say when they take an interest in you. It's actually a compliment.

:P

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:26 pm

Just don't show up.

Works every time! :rofl:

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:12 pm

Just say no thanks to the person you don't want to be with....then in 20 years when you're sad and lonely you can look back to that person you refused to date and wander what life could have been.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:34 am

"I already have a date."
"I already have a date. With my hand."
"My hand and I have been planning this night for weeks."

"I have to study."
"I have to pick apples."
"I have to wash my hair."
"I have to house sit."

Or, as someone here recently learned, just slash her tires.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:35 am

I doubt I'd ever get asked out on a date by someone I didn't like..

I mean, if I really hated the lady?

she:
Hey, lets go on a date.

me:
Do you not realize I hate you?

I just don't see it happening.

As too being picked up by gay men.. I lived in Amsterdam, remember? It's like San Fransisco, only with more canols..

gay guy:
Hiiiiiiiiiii.....

me:
Buddy, if I was your kind of fruitbasket that would mean the world to me, but I just don't swing that way.. I'll have a beer though.

of course, I'm a known mook.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:18 am

I like being honest, most of the time it nips future stupidity in the bud.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:42 am

"You're a [censored]"

"You're very pretty, but I just don't like you as a person"

"Sorry, I have no interest whatsoever in bestiality"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:34 pm

I'd love to, just as soon as I finish getting BSD dual-booting *pulls out http://xkcd.com/349/ from stack of XKCD comics I always carry with me*

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:02 am

I don't think I've ever been in that situation.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:03 am

I just tell them the truth. "I'm flattered, but..." Nine times out of ten the reason is just that they're too young and no one really takes issue with that anyway.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:48 am

be honest? Say I'm not interested in dating you right now. done deal.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 6:54 am

Nine times out of ten the reason is just that they're too young and no one really takes issue with that anyway.

so..., you're into older men?

cuz you know, the name says it all B)

:teehee:

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:44 am

"I am sorry I cannot go, since I have other plans. I am overclocking tonight"

"I couldnt remember your address since I didnt add it to my routing table"

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:14 am

so..., you're into older men?

cuz you know, the name says it all B)

:teehee:

Something like that, yes.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:41 pm

"Sorry, my [censored] got trapped in the garbage disposal again, the fire department is on their way."

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:55 am

huh

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:44 pm

Lady you got the wrong guy.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:28 am

Fake your own death and, if the person sees you again, pretend you're a ghost.

Foolproof.

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:18 am

If a guy that I'd never date in a million years asked me on a date, I would just think of the Nancy Reagan slogan. "Just Say No"

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:52 pm

If a guy that I'd never date in a million years asked me on a date, I would just think of the Nancy Reagan slogan. "Just Say No"

Wasn't that Grange Hill?

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:10 am

Wasn't that Grange Hill?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Say_No

» Thu Dec 08, 2011 11:30 am

I would say claiming to be a sociopathic asixual schizoid should work wonders. Chances are they won't be bothering you again anytime soon (works well on stalkers I imagine unless they see through it).

Might take some additional work however.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:10 pm

Please, like anyone on this forum goes on dates.

» Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:23 pm

"I would go out with you, except I don't want to."