I may be alone, but I find a good pun to be absolutely hilarious.

Here's one: Caesar dies on an incline and rolls down.

Caesar Rolls = Kaiser Rolls

:whistling:

I had to do it. Anybody else have one?

Yeah this kinda fell flat... Nevermind!

Mini Boomer: RAWR! I'm a troll you must pay a toll or you shall not pass!
Courier: I'm just passing through. (Doesn't pay anything)
The end wait epic conversation fail!