I feel cheated... need a mod, dlc... something. : Othor Games

» Wed May 02, 2012 10:49 am

(EDIT: Please read this thread with a touch of humor. No need to be so condescending all the time folks!)

You guys remember that blonde barmaid chick from the pre-release screenshots for Skyrim? I suspect she never made it into the game. I haven't seen anyone that has actually found her.

In fact, I've never even seen that bar she's in, the one with the split counter? Does that tavern even exist?

I feel like someone should mod this in, way out in the woods or on top of a mountain somewhere to explain why it's been "missing." Then I can run inside, check the place out, sigh in relief, and leave.

*whew* "It wasn't just a dream then."

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:59 am

Why the hell are people so crazed about one pixelated tart from a very early pre-release screenshot?

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:53 pm

She's not in the game(this has been discussed before). Those were just promotional screenshots. This is commonplace among marketing techniques. Even movies do it.

» Wed May 02, 2012 11:57 am

Why the hell are people so crazed about one pixelated tart from a very early pre-release screenshot?

Hmm, I dunno. It has less to do with the fact that she's hot as it does with the fact that she's just that recognizable. Her screenshot was a big part of the hype. I've kept an eye out for her and her bar since 11/11/11. I didn't bother to google it until today, and it seems like nobody has found her.

It's more of a disappointment than anything else. (she is hot though)

I'm equally distressed that I have yet to find the waterfall from the trailer. -Still looking for that.

» Wed May 02, 2012 12:11 pm

Why the hell are people so crazed about one pixelated tart from a very early pre-release screenshot?

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:54 pm

Did you ever think that shes not in the game because she was the Player Character and they just took a screenshot of themself? So if you want her in the game so bad, just make her as a character..

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:15 pm

Did you ever think that shes not in the game because she was the Player Character and they just took a screenshot of themself? So if you want her in the game so bad, just make her as a character..

Dude...

You just fried every circuit in my brain. No.
That never occurred to me.

Whoa...

» Wed May 02, 2012 3:07 pm

They probably cut her, because she looked too much like Hilary Clinton.

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:15 am

They probably cut her, because she looked too much like Hilary Clinton.

Hmmm. This must be it. Only thing that even makes sense.

» Wed May 02, 2012 12:53 pm

They probably cut her, because she looked too much like Hilary Clinton.

If Hilary should have looked like that pixellated chick would have never married "oral" Bill :biggrin:

» Wed May 02, 2012 4:35 pm

If Hilary should have looked like that pixellated chick didn't have never married "oral" Bill :biggrin:

Okay, that was an interesting sentence, grammaticly, I mean. I'm still trying to parse it, or something. I think I get what you mean, though.

» Wed May 02, 2012 5:51 pm

I hate when there's a nice line in a movie trailer that isn't in the actual movie. That's like this I guess

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:33 am

Anyone have any pics of this mysterious vixen?

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:01 pm

Okay, that was an interesting sentence, grammaticly, I mean. I'm still trying to parse it, or something. I think I get what you mean, though.

Sorry for my "grammar" Artemisia,English its not my "primary language" and in the rush some error can occur...i think the grammar should be right now... :biggrin:

In the meantime - if its okay for you - i take a drink to "reanimate" my two poor neurons stressed by the effort :biggrin:

» Wed May 02, 2012 8:33 pm

Sorry for my "grammar" Artemisia,English its not my "primary language" and in the rush some error can occur...i think the grammar should be right now... :biggrin:

In the meantime - if its okay for you - i take a drink to "reanimate" my two poor neurons stressed by the effort :biggrin:

Sorry, I usually make it a point not to complain about grammar, but that one twisted my brain around. It was kind of fun, though, figuring it out. Enjoy your drink.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:34 pm

Why the hell are people so crazed about one pixelated tart from a very early pre-release screenshot?

Because, well... you know... yes, that's what I'm talking about... that. There are lots of lonely internet people.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:46 pm

Anyone have any pics of this mysterious vixen?

http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/article/114/1149185/elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-20110211094552237_640w.jpg

I've contacted TheMagician about it. If anyone can recreate her it's him.

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:52 pm

Hmmm. This must be it. Only thing that even makes sense.

Lol

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:57 pm

http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/article/114/1149185/elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-20110211094552237_640w.jpg

I've contacted TheMagician about it. If anyone can recreate her it's him.

Meh, she's nothing special.

» Wed May 02, 2012 2:04 pm

I hate when there's a nice line in a movie trailer that isn't in the actual movie. That's like this I guess

If you've seen the 30 minutes or less trailer and movie. They cut quite a bit of funny things out

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:12 pm

And didn't they cut the "sixy hamburger" line out of Superbad? Anyway, this chick is reminding me of the chick on the cover of GTA: San Andreas and the lollipop girl from GTA 4.

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:02 pm

You feel cheated for that? Lol I feel cheated for them marketing the damned raspy Dunmer voice from Morrowind in their last two games pre-release and not including them in their damned games on release! Such a great voice...nope instead we got cockney accents in Skyrim and some whiny little [censored] crap in Oblivion.

Other than that there are quite a few other things I don't like but meh...

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:18 pm

You feel cheated for that? Lol I feel cheated for them marketing the damned raspy Dunmer voice from Morrowind in their last two games pre-release and not including them in their damned games on release! Such a great voice...nope instead we got cockney accents in Skyrim and some whiny little [censored] crap in Oblivion.

Other than that there are quite a few other things I don't like but meh...

lol. they pulled the same crap before Oblivion too and we ended up with that damn fruity voice...and with Skyrim we have an annoying aussie wannabe accent for npc's (with the 'nazeem' voice thrown in as well) and a woman's voice for the PC. almost seems like trolling

» Wed May 02, 2012 9:07 pm

Why the hell are people so crazed about one pixelated tart from a very early pre-release screenshot?

Because she's a rather attractive pixelated tart? :tongue:

» Wed May 02, 2012 6:33 pm

Jesus.
Seriously?