Ok, my first official WTF?!?

Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:55 am

On UESP, under the http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Horses section:

Horse Abilities
  • Will report crimes you commit in its presence.
Really? Are they all spawned from The Famous Mr. Ed?

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Roberta Obrien
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:33 am

Right..... That doesn't make any sense. :banana:
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Love iz not
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:21 am

"Speak for yourself, moron!"

AHAHAHAHAHHA

OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!
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Ana
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:40 am

At least they realised chickens reporting crimes was a bug before release. [True story btw.]
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Sista Sila
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:50 pm

Someone is always watching...... no followers, no horses, no conjurations...... they'll always rat you out.
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:27 pm

At least they realised chickens reporting crimes was a bug before release. [True story btw.]

Lucky for Belethor, the responsibility level of sheep is very low! :blink:
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Kelsey Hall
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:40 am

At least they realised chickens reporting crimes was a bug before release. [True story btw.]

And yet when I killed a chicken, I got a bounty added, but it was quickly removed because the last "witness" was dead.
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Bambi
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:12 am

this was also true in OB
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Benito Martinez
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:24 am

My horse rats me out a lot.
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Nicole Elocin
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:23 am

All horses are thalmor spies
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Cedric Pearson
 
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:12 am

At least they realised chickens reporting crimes was a bug before release. [True story btw.]

And yet killing a chicken still warranted a death sentence even after release...
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Emma Pennington
 
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Post » Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:07 pm

And yet killing a chicken still warranted a death sentence even after release...
Weirdly enough, for both my kids playing this game, they had to butcher half of Riverwood over chicken related incidents. I'd call t a death sentence for poor old Alvor. The odd thing is, one of them managed to kill said chicken by standing on some leather armour they had dropped, which flew across the street and brained the poor hen.

And don't release prisoners and give them kit to defend themselves. Who do you think reports you for killing those Thalmor if they live to tell the tale?
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Post » Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:12 am

Wanted: Asgard
Reward: 2 bales of hay
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