Papa sounds like a comedy lol....
I was being serious, that is what happened! The Shark Catfish would throw fits of sheer rage and dash around the tank hitting the glass and knocking over the scenary we had in there (It was a rather heavy big temple thing), it actually knocked ITSELF out when it rammed the glass a few time. And landed on the radiator we had in the water scarring its whole side.
My dad though it would be a good idea to end its suffering so he put it in a bag in the bin with no water, hoping it would suffocate.
Came back the next day *BANG, BANG* comes from the bin, dad pulls out the back and the damn fish is still alive after more than 12 hours out of water and in a tied bag. This leads my dad to whacking it off the wall kill it, after a swing and its head smacking the corner of the wall, still alive still wanting to flail around....3 whacks later it lay motionless.
This is actually true. I loved that fish <3