You are a farmer you wake for your daily duties, tending the crops, feeding the chickens, milking the cows, etc.
Then you hear a roar and there is a giant gust of wind that knocks you off your feet, as a dragon flies above your head. He circles your house and lands right in front of you.
You are paralyzed with fear knowing that the dragon will open his mouth and his fiery breath will burn down you, and everything you love.
The dragon opens his mouth and
"I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures"
Then he leaves as quickly as he came.
