Can’t wait to get home and play the game. Load it up, and there is this giant Czacadia or whatever bug flying around killing every big horner and townsperson in Goodsprings. I empty 3 9mm clips into this thing and find it is armored like an M1A2 Abrams. It destroys the town robot, looks around for another target and charges me at the speed of 100 mph. Easy Pete unloads his 357 magnum into it with no effect and it kills him on the spot. I duck into the Saloon, the thing follows me in, killing all the occupants as I run out the back door. In ten steps I am out of stim packs, ammo and the monster kills me in two hits. I reload several times with the same effect. WTF is this???
Okay, start again, new character, normal difficulty, realism on. Did the tutorial, all is well. Noticed I am a bit tired. Go to the robot’s shack, drink some water, eat a Gecko steak and take a two hour nap. I wake up dead of dehydration. By now, I am starting to suspect that this game really svcks sewer water.
Start again, new character, this time I’m smart I save at the doc’s office and turn realism off. Do the tutorial and all is well. Sunny Smiles says she hunts Gecko’s and Coyotes. Sound good to me. South of the camp fire, I run into some Gecko’s, three to be exact. Gun them down reload, and the damned things get back up and come after me. I gun them down again, this time I notice the note in the upper left corner saying they are unconscious. Great these things have been set to essential. This cycle goes on twice more and I’m out of ammo. Run back to town with them hot on my heals. I go into the general store to buy more ammo and the idiot just stands there in shock and won’t even speak to me. The Gecko’s proceed to die from town folk gunfire, get up multiple times and wipe out the entire town. Now I am pissed. Call my buddy who says he had a death claw spawn in the town and wipe it out. Now I know this is some sort of sick joke by the devs. What’s worse I live in a state that has a law that says I can’t bring this stupid stinking excuse for a game back for a refund. Yea, I know I can mod it and fix it myself. But my gosh, why in the world do I have to do that with a so called “finished product?”
Okay Bethesda. I hope to heaven you are reading this, because your future as a game maker depends on what I am about to say. Don’t you ever outsource your game development to another studio like you did this time. Keep it in house. Your past work has been incredible. From Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3, you did a wonderful job. But this is the sorriest excuse for a game I have ever played. What is worse, others are experiencing the same things. For the record, I will never buy another Bethesday game that was developed in a studio outside of their MD headquarters. Maybe I can find a svcker on ebay to sell this to....... used.
