Funny executions quotes : V

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:15 pm

I was adventuring the roads of skyrim when bandits attacked. On the final "victim" he shouted "I'm going to enjoy killing you" during the execution and surprise surprise he died
Have you ever had a funny execution quote.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:40 pm

During a first person execution on an Orc, he shouted "VICTORY WILL BE MI----" whilst getting a sword plunged through his chest.
Their optimism is very admirable

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:55 pm

Had a Silverhand last night yell out "You'll be sorry you--"

I'm still not sure what I'm going to be sorry about because her head came off just when she was about to tell me.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:32 am

Had a Silverhand last night yell out "You'll be sorry you--"

I'm still not sure what I'm going to be sorry about because her head came off just when she was about to tell me.

Yet another mystery we will never solve.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 11:53 pm

I often pretend its either me or the victim yelling those lol. But my favorite so far is when i encounter the orc singing that one song that ends in "Someone had to die...." and i come up behind and slit their throat, just priceless. I have impeccable timing.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:29 pm

Had a Silverhand last night yell out "You'll be sorry you--"

I'm still not sure what I'm going to be sorry about because her head came off just when she was about to tell me.

You'll be sorry you killed me, I was gonna make cupcakes!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:20 am

i had a bandit say "you'll be much easier to rob once your dead!" right as i did the new shield bash kill animation.....priceless

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:07 am

"You'll be sorry you--"

never met my beatiful wife who makes a fabulous potato salad that is die for. Yeah we were going to have you over and introduce you to all our kids and just have a really good time relaxing in the sun by the pool. but now.....not so much

how about that haha

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:07 am

'Mercy', However I always feel bad when I kill them after they yell that. Ah well, shouldn't have attacked me I guess.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:49 am

never met my beatiful wife who makes a fabulous potato salad that is die for. Yeah we were going to have you over and introduce you to all our kids and just have a really good time relaxing in the sun by the pool. but now.....not so much

how about that haha

Cried ??

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:07 pm

You'll be sorry you killed me, I was gonna make cupcakes!

"Wait! I was gonna make espresso!"

/obligatory Young Frankenstein reference

never met my beatiful wife who makes a fabulous potato salad that is die for. Yeah we were going to have you over and introduce you to all our kids and just have a really good time relaxing in the sun by the pool. but now.....not so much

Well, I think her head is now relaxing in a puddle over by the brazier, does that count?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:02 am

I always like it when they say something like "Is that the best you can do?" as I drive my sword into their chest.

It does make me stop and think, though. I suppose I could have done better. I could have decapitated them.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:39 am

never met my beatiful wife who makes a fabulous potato salad that is die for. Yeah we were going to have you over and introduce you to all our kids and just have a really good time relaxing in the sun by the pool. but now.....not so much

how about that haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikdD7BQt0pY
??

It definitely has potential.

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:51 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikdD7BQt0pY
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It definitely has potential.

...I dont even know what to say to that

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:58 pm

Some bandits says "Death is overrated" or something like that :tongue:

» Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:51 pm

rarely do they say anything, they don't know I there untill its to late. But they do talk randomly.

once I killed this bandit, his body lay right in the middle of this hallway. another bandit comes walking, sees the body and says "whoever did this your dead, you hear me de- " as killed hi aswell