[SaVino GοΜ]

I was reading through a thread about funny glitches and having a great time. But it was closed because a couple links were posted in it with videos of some of the glitches. So I am creating this thread to hopefully keep up the great stories about the funny glitches. Please don't post any videos as I don't want to get this thread closed as well. Although the videos are nice! I actually have a video of the next glitch but don't want to get this thread closed down!

So I'll start with one of my funny glitch moments. I'm standing on a rock edge looking down at a bear trying to figure out my strategy against it, as I was still a low-level nord archer and nowhere near ready to take it on hand-to-hand combat. I was preparing my arrows with poison when I heard some thudding and new a giant was near. I looked to my left and down below on a road a giant with his mammoth companion was walking when suddenly three soliders jumped out at the giant and mammoth and I was like !?!

The mammoth came running at the bear that was under me and made short work of it while the bandits attacked the giant and he swung and one went flying high high into the cloudy sky. He swung at another one and it went flying high high high into the sky. He turned at a third one shooting arrows at it and swung its club and hit it and it went flying high high high high into the sky. One landing right next to me on the rocks, the others landed in the road at a distance. I quickly searched them for arrows and torches as I was low on both. I jumped in the road trying to avoid the mammoth the best I could but it got mad at me and charged me and then the giant must have still been giddy so he started chasing me too and I wasn't quick enough and then before I knew it I too was flying high high high into the sky.

[YO MAma]

I was approaching a fort where some Imperial soldiers were stationed. As I'm drawing toward the gate a horse goes flying at me over the wall and crashes dead on the ground behind me. It was just like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Bloomer]

Please keep the spoilers out of this. Most glitches do not need to be location specific as this game can do weird things all over.

So, I went to this place and this NPC did this weird thing is what we want. We do not want "Joe Quest giver sent me to see Jane Quest Receiver at Manson Lodge and when she handed me the Magic Cup she spilled chocolate milk on herself". So, it could be said instead, "I saw an NPC spill chocolate milk on her self".

[Tyrel]

For some reason the assistant court mage in whiterun wants to kill me. The sad thing is that she did manage to kill me while I was in deep converstation with the jarl (I had some business with the man. Rather annoying as you can imagine -- killing someone that the Jarl was conducting business with. Suffice it to say, I don't think that's a good way to kiss up to your boss.