funny guard convos

Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:43 am

what is the funniest thing a guard has said to you?
mine was:
Guard: hey,don't i know you?
me:nope!
Guard:hmm maybe i don't.

kind of reminded me of eddie murphie raw doing his jdei mind trick to mr t sketch lol
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:41 pm

NO LOLLYGAGIN'
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Nadia Nad
 
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:38 pm

My cousin got skyrim for christmas.
What do i get? Call of Duty..
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 1:28 am

My cousin got skyrim for christmas.
What do i get? Call of Duty..

That says a lot about what your parents think of you.
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Neliel Kudoh
 
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:40 pm

That says a lot about what your parents think of you.
Haha,No I just made a joke :) But i guess you understand that,Read that in skyrim guard voice/accent.
Also about a week ago when i was in riften doing some quests and selling stuff,A guard said,What is it? dragons? And then a dragon just landed in the center of riften next to the guard and just started to kill everyone x) first time a dragon visited riften for me
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Post » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:03 am

Haha,No I just made a joke :smile: But i guess you understand that,Read that in skyrim guard voice/accent.
Also about a week ago when i was in riften doing some quests and selling stuff,A guard said,What is it? dragons? And then a dragon just landed in the center of riften next to the guard and just started to kill everyone x) first time a dragon visited riften for me
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Ah hahah ok i see. And yeah I had a similiar occurence where right after killing a dragon a guard walks up to me and says; come to think of it, I could be Dragonborn maybe I just dont know it yet..
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Post » Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:24 pm

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Ah hahah ok i see. And yeah I had a similiar occurence where right after killing a dragon a guard walks up to me and says; come to think of it, I could be Dragonborn maybe I just dont know it yet..
YEah,they are just so stupid and funny and annoying at the same time x)
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