Funny joke : Othor Games

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:26 pm

I heard this from a guy Chris3325 on youtube.
Something like this:

My dream is to become a doctor(Phd) in history.

Then when i'm in the cinema and someone faints or something like that and people ask: is there a doctor in the house?

I can say yes,yes i'm a doctor--------------------in history.

Just taught i'd share this,pretty funny.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:53 am

That was terrible. Heart attacks are, like, not funny.

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:46 am

That's funny? ok then.

» Fri May 27, 2011 6:29 am

Did this have anything to do with that guy who died of a heart attack from watching Avatar?

» Fri May 27, 2011 12:03 am

You know one of the requirements of making a Ph.D is basically writing like two books, right?

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:15 am

My gramps died from a heart attack! :stare:
Oh my the stare gif's mouth moves! I never noticed that before !
Anyhow I recommend some better jokes no offense.

» Thu May 26, 2011 11:14 pm

Ummm. No... It wasn't funny... I'm funny! *cough*sarcasmaboutmebeingfunny*cough*

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:23 pm

ok changed the joke a bit.

» Fri May 27, 2011 2:55 am

You know one of the requirements of making a Ph.D is basically writing like two books, right?

Nah, my dad has a D.Phil from Oxford, and hasn't done anything even remotely approaching that exciting. My mum has a bazillion publications, but they're all in things that would bore you to tears.

» Fri May 27, 2011 3:22 am

Hey listen to this joke.

Have you guys seen the movie constipated? oh right, it hasn't come out yet.

yeah a bit gross.

» Fri May 27, 2011 8:20 am

Errm... It's just not one of those funny jokes... Sorry.

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:28 am

Still isn't funny,sorry.

And Steampunk is right,i remember when my mom was working on her Ph.D,she sat in a room typing for so long i can still hear the sound of keys clicking..oh wait,that's just me typing..sorry!

What does how long it takes to get a Ph.D have to do with the joke,though?D:

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:43 am

"I am not a Doctor of medicine!"

-The first Doctor

"Well, my doctorate is purely honourary, and Harry here is only qualified to work on sailors."

-The fourth Doctor

» Fri May 27, 2011 12:19 am

is there a doctor in the house?

Wat.

» Fri May 27, 2011 12:35 pm

Nope, jokes not doing it for me. But at least now you know you have a unique sense of humor! :bigsmile:

» Fri May 27, 2011 10:59 am

So a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

» Fri May 27, 2011 1:08 am

I have a feeling this will be closed...

» Fri May 27, 2011 9:13 am

So a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar...

...And the Rabbi says "ow," but the priest ducked.

» Fri May 27, 2011 12:30 pm

That wasn't funny. I'm sorry.

» Fri May 27, 2011 11:12 am

I have a feeling this will be closed...

Well felt.

Too spammy.

» Fri May 27, 2011 2:12 pm

I appreciate a good joke now and again; but this leaves much to be desired. And I tend to lock things that do not entertain me or annoy others.

So best to take a breather and don't make threads just because you're bored or anything. We like to have discussions that have some form of substance and/or entertainment value that give cause for others providing their input.

Thanks

Milt