Funny replies you make to NPCs : V - Skyrim

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:39 pm

Guard:Hey, I know you?
Me:Oh F*** off already!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:22 am

"Got to keep my eyes open. Damned dragons could swoop down at any time!"
Yes. Swooping is bad.

"Don't suppose you'd enchant my sword?"
Enchantment! :drool:

Ah, a fellow Dragon Age fan.

Yeah, I too always quote Alistair when a guard says the swoop line. It's just stuck in my head.

Merchant: "Give a holler if you have any questions."
Me: "WHERE'S THE BATHROOM*?"

*There are no bathrooms in The Elder Scrolls.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:33 pm

Ah, a fellow Dragon Age fan. :smile:

Yeah, I too always quote Alistair when a guard says the swoop line. It's just stuck in my head.

Right, that just came immediatly into mind when hearing that :lmao:

And for those not in the know, it's now what he says http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOgkG8PI1eM.

And that video gave me an idea for my next character, a sneaky witch-thief :rofl:

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:46 am

Sigurd: "I work for Belethor at the General Goods store."
Me: "I don't care."

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Sigurd: "I work for Belethor at the General Goods store."
Me: "I don't care."

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Sigurd: "I work for Belethor at the General Goods store."
Me: "I don't care!"

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Sigurd: "I work for Belethor at the General Goods store."
Me: "I DON'T CARE!!!!"

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:38 am

I generally just sit in my underwear drinking beers cursing and berating everyone

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:23 am

You know what's wrong with Skyrim these days?
No, but I know a forum you can go to and get an earful.

This is actually the only one that made me laugh.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:48 am

Nirya: I'm sure you have made note of who has been most helpful during your time here, Arch-Mage.

Me: "Yep, your not on it"

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:25 am

I believe TheVyper did this in the Oblivion forum a long time ago, and I think Skyrim needs it as well:

This is where you post funny replies you find yourself mumbling to NPCs while sitting in front of your computer, TV, etc.

My examples:

Lydia: "I am sworn to carry your burdens."
Me: "Uh... well, I failed the English test. My girlfriend is mad at me. Uhm... my parents are drinking, and my little brother gets bullied at school... OH, you mean my equipment. Yeah, here you go.."

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you..."
Me: "... then Todd Howard decided you and the other 500 city guards should all take arrows in your knees, yeah, that's great."

Merchant: "I've got some fine armour right here."
Me: "No thanks, I'm Arch-Mage."
Merchant: "Need anything?"
Me: "LOOK AT MY ROBE, I'M THE ARCH-MAGE."
Merchant: "Got something for just about everybody here."
Me: "Got any magicka potions?"
Guard 1: "No lollygaggin'."
Me: "I'm not lollygagging, I'm just asking for a magicka po..."
Guard 2: "No lollygaggin'."
*Fireball*

What are yours? :tongue:

This is priceless....I wonder how bad of a day the guard who got the fireball was having.