gamesas sure loves their arrow in the knee joke =.= : V

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:16 pm

I m sick of hearing the guards taking their arrows in their knee when they were adventurers, but THIS ONE really wowed me. gamesas, you guys really love taking stuff into something eh?

[img]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/403/tookaswordtrudachest.jpg[/img]

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:45 pm

Quick! Hide it before it catches on and millions of people post it everywhere! Hide hide hide!

Bethesda's infamous "writing department" is shown up again.

Edit: erm... OP, that is real and not fake..... Isn't it? :/

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:05 pm

Quick! Hide it before it catches on and millions of people post it everywhere! Hide hide hide!

Bethesda's infamous "writing department" is shown up again.

Edit: erm... OP, that is real and not fake..... Isn't it? :/

Yes it is. Real, that is.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:07 am

Yeah that's real, lol. God Bethesda may not have the best 'overall' writers, but they sure are great at having awesome stuff like this, haha.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:13 am

Its real, but I doubt Bethesda did that on purpose (The fact the two dialogues was written the same time way before the arrow/knee joke came)

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:26 am

Oh noes, here comes another meme storm.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:18 am

I m sick of hearing the guards taking their arrows in their knee when they were adventurers, but THIS ONE really wowed me. gamesas, you guys really love taking stuff into something eh?

[img]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/403/tookaswordtrudachest.jpg[/img]

yeah i really wanted to post this a couple of weeks ago, but lack of pc caused an issue. lol
if you dont take it to seriously is reasonably amusing im not going to get worked up about some people some where rinsing some thing ill probably not come into exstended contact with.
if it wasnt for the arrow thing i would have felt bad for this npc, savage stabbed through the chest, insted i just chukkled when i met him.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:31 am

Been playing skyrim non-stop since i got it last week, as has my girlfriend, neither of us have heard the "arrow to the knee" line once.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:20 pm

I'm pretty sure both of those lines were jokes from the writing department.

If they weren't.... :facepalm:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:40 am

How much you want to bet Maiq comes back in the next game and makes an arrow to the knee joke.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:29 am

How much you want to bet Maiq comes back in the next game and makes an arrow to the knee joke.

Lol. I can see it now...
M'aiq: M'aiq has heard the guards here are not as fond of taking arrows in the knee as the ones in Skyrim.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:12 am

Lol. I can see it now...
M'aiq: M'aiq has heard the guards here are not as fond of taking arrows in the knee as the ones in Skyrim.

Or "M'aiq has heard that guards got tired of taking arrows in the knees, so they brought back the practice of having armor on their legs"

That is, if they bring back leggings of course.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:30 am

I'd say:

M'aiq has heard that all the guards in Skyrim were adventurers, until they took an arrow in their knees. M'aiq always covers his knee when he meets an archer

EDIT:typo

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:51 am

That isn't new, he's said that since 11/11/11.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:07 pm

I haven't seen M'aiq the Liar in the game yet.

Maybe when I take a sword to the chest he will appear. :confused:

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» Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:17 am

M'aiq used to be an adventurer. Then M'aiq took an arrow in the knee.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:43 am

He has an excuse. All the guards are just N00bzors at Skyrim.

M'aiq used to be an adventurer. Then M'aiq took an arrow in the knee.

Maybe next TES will take place in Elsweyr and, and you meet him in his home, and he says this.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:32 pm

Yeah, I think it's safe to say that M'aiq will be making a reference to arrows and knees somehow in TES VI.

-Loth

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:50 am

Maybe next TES will take place in Elsweyr and, and you meet him in his home, and he says this. :tongue:

Sounds racist. Just because M'aiq is a Khajiit, doesn't mean he lives in Elsweyr. :run:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:58 pm

but isnt M'aiq a khajit? If he is, then it is only natural his ancestors lived there once

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:58 pm

I have to admit though, the writing department did a great job. It seems like the guards have quite a bit more depth then the two-line mercenaries from Fallout 3. I once stayed in Whiterun for 20 minutes, seeing if I could get them to repeat something. It never happened. :tes:

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:07 am

Sounds racist. Just because M'aiq is a Khajiit, doesn't mean he lives in Elsweyr. :run:

And um....m'aiq is a khajit and he lives in elsewhere. I dunno where that is, but it is definitely elsewhere.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:35 pm

I've heard the sword thorugh the chest line, but not arrow in the knee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRRgc0r7izI

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:04 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoZWuvEtMvc

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:06 pm

I posted this...........

before it was cool/