I walked into Bloated Man's Grotto for a certain quest and was greeted by a dying Khajit hunter wrning me about the dangers ahead. He slumped backwards as he died, went "Aaaaah" and threw a sword at me.
I figured out that the sword had been lying on the ground next to his hand and when he died and the hand fell on it the physics got screwy and sent the sword flying at my head, but it was really damned funny.
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS
or
YOU IDIOT! YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD, YOU [censored]!
Depends on if you're a fan of I Want To Be The Guy or not.