Heard about this on the news
Apparently a man was filmed while he slept with a chicken on a New York Subway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcEbozgpI0o
I suspect some fowl play at hand right there, bottom rung of the pecking order really. So foul in fact, that those transit officials might have to make him fly the coop, THEN he'll be running around like a real headless chicken. That being said, those folks on the train seemed pretty eggcited, eggstatic even.
Theres no such thing as a pun limit...