Guard gone crazy in Darkwater Crossing? : V

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:56 pm

I was in Darkwater crossing and just outside the house I heard the guard saying your trespassing here and to get out. Well I thought he was talking to me so I moved away from the house. He was still saying it then gave his final warning. After that i saw him kill a chicken. What was he thinking?

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:13 am

Actually something similar happened to me in Winterhold but they attacked me instead with no bounty or criminal history, i blame the AI.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:34 am

The chicken was trespassing.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:16 am

The chicken was trespassing.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:02 pm

That guard used to be a trespasser like you, until his other knee also took an arrow.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:03 pm

Well if a Khajiit or Argonian can be criminal, then so by god a chicken can too :bunny:

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:38 pm

"Man's been hitting the Skooma, I say ..."

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:37 pm

You gotsta remain vigilant around thems shifty-eyed chickens, I tells ya!

You think they are just pecking away, minding their own business, until you notice your coin purse is missing!

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:18 am

"Man's been hitting the Skooma, I say ..."

lol. ive seen similar situations with the guards, funny stuff.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 1:17 pm

anyone else get the gaurds attacking a kid for no reason , they are in combat and are not winning so more and more keep coming and it looks like a benny hill sketch , so funny

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:03 pm

My guards just say that i'm trespassing as I walk down a city street..they even draw their weapon on me. xD

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:32 am

well he warned the chincken im glad it wasn′t an exploding chicken LoL

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:49 pm

That guard used to be a trespasser like you, until his other knee also took an arrow.

Really? *facepalm*

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:36 pm

I was in Darkwater crossing and just outside the house I heard the guard saying your trespassing here and to get out. Well I thought he was talking to me so I moved away from the house. He was still saying it then gave his final warning. After that i saw him kill a chicken. What was he thinking?

"Stop right there, criminal scum!" You've commited crimes against skyrim and her people"

"pay a bounty of 40 eggs"

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:12 pm

That guy is known for doing sleeping tree sap on his duty. You better stay away from him.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:34 am

Maybe the guard played the Fable and wanted to "kick" a chicken

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:20 pm

Really? *facepalm*

Hahahahaha.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:02 pm

anyone else get the gaurds attacking a kid for no reason , they are in combat and are not winning so more and more keep coming and it looks like a benny hill sketch , so funny :biggrin:

No but I would have loved to see that. In this same game I have seen a guard tell the owner of the residence as he was walking by in front of his own home that he was trespassing. Ya I think these guards are hitting the scooma/moon sugar or there's a sweet roll shop somewhere and there eating too much of them.

» Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:17 pm

Maybe the guard played the Fable and wanted to "kick" a chicken

Lol, something somewhat similar reminded me of Fable, I was at the Blackbriar lodge and the guard people there were chasing chickens trying to smash them with War Hammers o.o
the nickname Chicken Chaser annoyed me in that game