"Had it been like this, they'd now complain about...&#34

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:39 pm

So many complaints on the forums, close to unbearable really. If you are with me so far, let's add a twist: Imagine the game would cater to any one complaint out there, and to what new complaint on the other end of the spectrum that would lead! We all know, it would.

E.g.:

• Complaint: "Too many dragons! They are numerous as birds, and I can't walk anywhere without having to fight them off constantly! "
  
  >> Were Bethesda to reduce the number of dragon encounters... <<
  
  New complaint: "WTF, BEth?! You advertised with dragons! Every interview was about dragons, how great they are, how cool they turned out to be, how non-scripted. And now you DON'T SHOW THAT OFF? Where are they? I maybe found one in eight hours play time! WTF? Throw them at me! Seriously, how stupid are you? "
  
• Complaint: "Prioritize graphics over content. I want 10x the content for 1/10 of the graphics, this is an RPG after all, or TES was one time! "
  
  >> Were Bethesda to reduce the graphics and introduce loads more quests instead... <<
  
  New complaint: "Quests, quests, quests.. I can't even find the one I'm supposed to do in my list as it is. And constantly npc try to shove more in there!! My whole map is littered with markers, and I can't even remember why I'm supposed to go there. Or, why I would want to go there, because the whole world looks like an '80s game, and seriously, you had time enough since Oblivion to do something about the fish-faced npc! Not gonna play anymore. "

Go.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:31 pm

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 9:18 am

complaint> "mamoths fall form the sky, that breaks my immersions"

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new complaint> wtf beth? the game is totally devoid of humor and boring as hell

best i got

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:04 am

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 5:30 pm

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:34 am

Complaint: "Companions are brain-dead stupid! Lingering in door frames, springing traps, attacking guards I yielded to!"

After...

New complaint: "WTF Bethesda?! My companions just refused to enter the dungeon under-level, she told me she wasn't up for suicide, threw all my stuff before my feet and ran off with my wife!"

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:30 pm

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 6:10 am

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:12 am

If we were after a solution, we'd use alcohol!

oh wait.....to late I already started

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:03 pm

Must be unbearable really. To force you to read all these complains... terrible.. shocking.. Hang in there pal

Thanks, with your support, I'll survive! You are a very kind person, and a role model to us all! I'm so glad you carry your 100% fun resistance ring, mate, the world can be a horrible place else!

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:20 pm

oh wait.....to late I already started

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:07 am

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 1:59 am

Complaining about complainers. Nice.

I wish to complain about your complaint complaining about complaining about complainers.

Actually.....wait....what was I saying?

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:14 am

are you complaining about him complaining about unbearable complaints?

Only I wasn't complaining. Simply channeling the complaints into something constructive and instructive, or so I thought, then he come along. Maybe I need to use more CAPS to transport a message ... one sec...

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:18 am

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 7:18 am

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» Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:04 am

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:55 pm

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 4:46 am

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:32 pm

There are way to many bugs in this game and its balance is terrible.

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WTF Bethesda where did all the complain Threads go, now I have to find another game forum where I can complain about people who have issues with unfinished games.

Hahahahah!

Forum: "Hello...?" *tumbleweed* *lonely coyote howling* *wind* "..."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:16 am

"I can't believe my character is forced to be a dragon-born, I want to role-play an ordinary guy! Just let the MQ unfold and dont force it on us already"

turns into

"WTF Beth, there is no MQ or whatever, I dont even know i'm supposed to be doing, its just so aimless!"

Spot on!

"We want a diverse spell system, such as spell making in the game!"

>>Bethesda reintroduces spellmaking<<

Peace on earth

Actually,
"EXPLOITS! And all the vendors sell worthless spells! What svcky game makes me create all the good spellz myself?!11 I killed NPC xxx, and now I can't get that spell ever again!!! FY Beth."

» Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:27 am

I agree with the op. Way too many people acting like someone stole their sweetroll around here.

... I don't know why. It never happened in the game itself... but somehow... I now read "sweetroll" with some heavy innuendo. "We need to go deeper." People should stop parading their sweetrolls around... Before long, there will be a sweetroll measuring thread... - Don't worry, I'm at my thread limit.

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 6:21 pm

If we were after a solution, we'd use alcohol!

Potent potion of THC- cures all glitches for 4200 seconds
should try alchemy the best skill in the game
complaint
When i place things in my home there magically scattered all over the place when i come back later
have to drop things then leave the house and come back before i place them to make them stay.

They remove the magic scatteration.

Complaint
??????????????????????????????????????????????? someone help me out here

» Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:08 pm