Half Life 3

Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:12 am

Well I have been dieng to here somthing about half life 3 so I dicided to Google some stuff. After searching many places turns out I clicked on IGN
Spoiler
Cant spell ignorant without IGN
. I read through the comments and I found the true reasons why there will be no Half Life 3.


I think its safe to say that Valve can't count to 3. Half life 2, Episode 2 , left for dead 2, Portal 2, Team fortress 2.

The best comment of them all.

*152 years from now*
so grandson that’s how half-life episode 2 ended...
oh gee wiz grandpa can i hear more of the story?

Sorry kiddo but valve never released the third episode, they waited so long, not to mention after gabe's heart attack and died valve decided to go into new things, steam bought gamestop after it went bankrupt in the 2027 stock market crash, valve change its name to Sarif industries and started making artificial limbs for humans with amputated body parts...after artificial limbs were banned in 2070 sarif industries changes its name to The Manswell expedition thanks to its new owner and Billionaire Victor Manswell, frustrated with the pace of official human space exploration, begins funding his own private spaceflight expedition.The Manswell Expedition successfully launches from Earth en route to the Alpha Centauri system with 300 colonists aboard in cryogenic stasis. Communications with the vessel are lost soon after.

in 2147 Trace amounts of element zero are discovered on Mars. thanks to Manswell expedition Humanity discovers a small cache of highly advanced Prothean technology hidden deep beneath the surface of Mars on the south polar region of Promethei Planum. Building on the remnants of this long extinct race, humans quickly explore the science of mass effect fields, leading to the development of faster than light travel and beginning detailed exploration of the Sol system. 2149 Following information from the translated data cache on Mars, humans discover that Charon, Pluto's moon, is actually a massive piece of dormant Prothean technology, a mass relay, encased in ice.

Once activated, Jon Grissom leads the first team of explorers through the relay, which instantaneously transports them to another relay in Arcturus, 36 light-years away. The explorers discover that the mass relays are part of a vast network, making travel across the galaxy possible.
The Systems Alliance charter is signed by the eighteen largest nations on Earth. The Alliance soon becomes the military and exploratory spearhead of humanity.
in 2150 Manswell changed its name to Cerberus to look out for the better of humanities interest.
2151 To defend its expanding territory, humanity begins constructing a massive military fleet and space station at Arcturus, the nexus of several key mass relays, even though they have yet to encounter another intelligent spacefaring race. An accident at Singapore International Spaceport exposes hundreds of humans to dust-form element zero. Roughly 30% of the children born in Singapore after element zero exposure suffer from cancerous growths.In 2152 The Delta Pavonis Foundation, a major consortium based on Earth, begins settlement of humanity's first extra-solar colony world, the planet Demeter. Later that year, additional colonies are founded on Eden Prime and Terra Nova.

and thats pretty much why we never got to see half life 3, Shepard.
wow granpa you sure know alot, i wanna be as smart as you and dad.
well kiddo you will.
when i grow up, hey grandpa,when i grow up im gonna be an alliance soldier and one day ill fly one of those ships! and, you know what?, and,and im going to saaaave the galaxy!
haha of course you will john, you will be the best soldier and hey! maybe you'll be the first human spectre and make the shepards proud, now its time to go to bed, ur dad is going to pick you up early tomorrow.
nighty night grandpa.
good night johnny boy, dont let the reapers bite.


This is the copy of the comment I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did. Its the reason why there wont be Half-Life 3 anyways right?
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Eilidh Brian
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:09 pm

Wasn't Episode 3 at E3 this year?
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Damien Mulvenna
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:26 pm

Wasn't Episode 3 at E3 this year?

Nope. Freddiew video I presume?
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yessenia hermosillo
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:23 pm

Nope. Freddiew video I presume?

Oh, didn't know that was fake..
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Zoe Ratcliffe
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:55 am

I LOVE your spoiler. Never thought about that lmfao...

It is TRUE though. Why are there no 3s? Seriously...

I would love a TF3 or HL3...
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Taylor Bakos
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:58 pm

Oh, didn't know that was fake..

Yeah Freddie and Brandon are evil people aswell.

Also those choopers at the beginning of the video are also fake just an FYI...
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Monika Krzyzak
 
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Post » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:56 pm

Ah I do wish for 3 to be announced, oh and thanks I like my spoiler to.


For now Dr. Freeman is M.I.A
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:53 am

Ah I do wish for 3 to be announced, oh and thanks I like my spoiler to.


For now Dr. Freeman is M.I.A


Episode 3 seems poised to become the next Duke Nukem For-never.

Hopefully with much less disappointment when the game finally comes out.
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:05 am

Episode 3 seems poised to become the next Duke Nukem For-never.



I'm sure theres an easy million people out there waiting...
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Paula Ramos
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:43 pm

I'm sure theres an easy million people out there waiting...


Only a million? :P
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Post » Thu Dec 01, 2011 11:44 pm

I LOVE your spoiler. Never thought about that lmfao...

It is TRUE though. Why are there no 3s? Seriously...

I would love a TF3 or HL3...


They announced TF3.
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:35 am

Wasn't Episode 3 at E3 this year?


Valve wasn't at E3 this year at all. Move along, citizen.
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Josephine Gowing
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:14 am

They announced TF3.

Never Mind
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Josh Dagreat
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:59 am

They announced TF3.


News to me. I'm skeptical. Are you sure of that?
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Frank Firefly
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:22 am

I would want a Opposing Force 2
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Darrell Fawcett
 
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Post » Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:17 pm

TF2 is doing well. Why make a third? Don't fix what isn't broken.

And Portal 2 practically just came out.

What about Counterstrike? There's only one of it. I guess they decided that CS:Source was number 2?

I'm not gonna speculate why Half Life 3 is taking so long or if it will even come out at all, but I just wanted to list the reasons why "Valve can't count to three" is the dumbest thing I've heard all day. And I watched the Miss Teen South Carolina Answers A Question video.
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