So I was wandering into Falkreath. I saw a shop, and decided it was a good opportunity to buy, and sell stuff. Inside I met this Nord named "Bolund", I talked to him, and the first thing he said to me was "Get out of my way boot!". I could not believe what I was hearing.

I spoke to him again, and he says "I can't believe we let provincials like you wander Skyrim". No NPC has pissed me off as much as he did.

Not Maven, not Farengar, not even Ulfric. I would have killed him where he stood if I wasn't such a nice person. So yeah.. Thats it, just felt like getting that off my chest.

Are you an argonian?

Look at my Avatar, and sig, then ask me again.

My character is a Breton . He said the exact same words to my character. I cut his head off in his brother Solafs shop. His brothers words after?
"Steal anything from me and you're going to regret it."

I Fus ro dah'd 4 guards and headed for the hills.

Your avatar is a woman with horns singing. I don't know how that screams "Argonian". But okay.

Woah seriously? I thought I changed it. I apologize for my sarcasm.

Edit: Thats weird on my screen my Avi looks like my Argonian. :/

Nope, it's still a woman

Hmm.. I see the argonian. How strange. No sig though.

edit: now I see the sig

Bolund was the first known nazi discovered by NASA.

I was playing Skyrim on Tuesday when I wandered into Falkreath for the first time in my 100 or so hours of gameplay. The first person I met was Bolund. After being insulted repeatedly I did something I had never done before. I just took out my bow end killed him in the middle of the town. I had never had a kill so satisfying in Skyrim

Nice. If I was a dev I would made the guards thanking you after the kill, just to increase the satisfaction.

Lol I'm a Nord so he's really nice toward me. I have multiple characters but I always seem to pick Nord. It really sounds funny though so maybe I really should try another race sometime for the sake of variety.

He's pretty much an ass towards anyone who's not a Nord. I think Argonians are the only race he says something specifically mean to.

Something similar happened a couple of hours ago to me. So I started a new character a couple of weeks ago and without a doubt this dude was freaking handsome. He is the most handsome character i've ever seen, and it might sound stupid but I was a little proud of myself. It was just a minute after I visited Riverwood for the first time when a NPC named Hod was remarking that I have a ugly face. I dont remember what exactly he said... maybe someone else knows. Seeing as I was really focused on making my character incredibly handsome (and totally succeded in doing so imo) Hod's words angered me beyond belief. I killed him 10 times. First I decapitated him infront of his wife and child. then I punched his teeth out, broke his neck, decapitated him again... but at this point of my game he actually is alive. I decided to use my hax0r selfmade paralyze-forever poison. I'm still undecided what I should do to him. Might make him a Thrall.