I have made a Talos shrine in my real life bedroom, thoughts : V - Skyrim

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:39 am

As long as you are not doing the Dark Brotherhood ceremonies you should be OK.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:43 pm

I agree, pics or GTFO

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:47 pm

Beware the approach of the men in white coats....

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:56 pm

*Opens wardrobe, puts on thalmor robes*

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:25 pm

Talos? Have you not heard of the glory that is Azura?

Anyway i would want to make an Azura shrine in my house or at least a sheogorath one and offer cheese to him everyday!

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:26 pm

*Quietly worships Sheogorath in his dark room... with only the voices for company*

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:32 am

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Everyone that sympathizes with the offender (OP) will be send to Jail.

Resistance is useless! Just wait by your houses doors and we shall send a prison bus to pick you up.

All Hail the Thalmor!

Hmm, I just do what I always do when I see three wandering Thalmors on the road... Confess!
They attack me and end up as fish food. (If there is no river close by, I stash their bodies behind boulders or under bushes! hahahahaha

Arkay, the god of death is no stranger to me (or THEM)!

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:46 pm

*Silently neglects to mention his Mephala shrine underneath the Sheogorath shrine... or the fact that he basically has the two shrines doing the dirty... but then he is a tad crazy and his motives are uncertain.*

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:32 am

... Scientologists, I and every form of organized media that has made fun of you am sorry.

It's still better than being a Jedi.

at least its not just everyone else that knows its made up...

haha nice

so OP do you shout nonsense at the base of the shrine like the crazy guy in whiterun?

i have a guy in my town that does this unfortunitly hes not fictional.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:32 am

i have Hugh Hefner wax Figure , this man deserve worshiping ...bringing you entertainment since 1953

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:10 am

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura!

And you would go with Talos... :stare:

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:43 am

Pics or it didn't happen.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:22 pm

Foolish human....men can't become gods.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:17 pm

i have a guy in my town that does this unfortunitly hes not fictional.

haha tru...i have a guy here who walks the streets at night, stopping every few feet, yelling out for someone who's not there

(sings) people are strange

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:53 am

By Dibella's nonexitanct knickers.....

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:40 pm

I'm an Imperial, so I sleep a faithless sleep. Just kidding, actually that sounds like a really cool thing to do, I might try to do the same when I have the resources to. Of course, that would depend on what your Talos shrine looks like.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:40 am

Foolish human....men can't become gods.

You must've never played Morrowind. I meet Talos, er... sort of. He's a pretty chill dude.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:20 pm

well technically this is a brilliant thing. religion is just speculation anyway. you could technically call the thing most people see as god Talos some people however may just call you a cultist because you worship something smaller in there eyes... funny how that works isn't it? the smaller religions are called cults and the bigger ones are called "religion." do what ever you want its your right as a human i might just decided to do this as well

Religion is speculation? You won the award for [censored] of the day.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:42 pm

Ave, true to Talos!

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:43 pm

Ave, true to Talos!

The next profligate I see...is DEAD!!!!!

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:35 pm

The next profligate I see...is DEAD!!!!!

We each serve the Empire in a way.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:56 pm

I came to this thread expecting pics. I am disappoint.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:05 am

LOL I think I might have to make up a shirine to Talos, just so I can add a picture for you

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 6:49 pm

You must've never played Morrowind. I meet Talos, er... sort of. He's a pretty chill dude.

Smoke and mirrors by a persistant Empire doesn't make apotheosis.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:01 pm

*Quietly worships Sheogorath in his dark room... with only the voices for company*

oooooh, you get to hear voices in your head!! we should all be so lucky...hail sheogorath