have you ever been tempted to kill any npc in skyrim who's been rude to you?
i know i have been tempted to run them through with my sword.

His name is Nazeem. He...goes missing in my games.

No. People talk about it all the time on these forums. I guess it's a very popular thing to do. But I've never been tempted to do it.

No. I don't generally wish people to die for being rude, and it is not a reaction that would come naturally to me in a game, either.

I'd prefer humiliating but nonlethal ways of dealing with obnoxious individuals. Like shoving a pie in their face.

I've thought about it a few times but none of them have been bad enough to get me to go through with it. On the characters where killing is just a enjoyable pass time they tend to target the town guards.

Every single one of them. I for one welcome our dragon overlords.

I was tempted to taken on a Windhelm guard who made some comment about how my armour looks like those worn by a brigand. Other than that, no, rude people deserve to be pickpocketed clean, but not killed.

Poor misunderstood Nazeem.

Used to do it all the time. Wanted to kill Delphine and Esbern because of their arrogance towards my superiority and authority.

Heimskr dies in every one of my character files. Even pro Stormcloak characters. Can't take his annoying ranting lol.

I don't know if I've ever killed a NPC that didn't have to die in any TES game.

My wife killed a guard in her game... Apparently she reached her limit w/ the "Sweetroll" comment.

The beggar in Markarth got sent off a railing after I had enough of his drunken insults.

Others just get the bash-end of my bow-block to the back of their head. It is such a satisfying "bash" sound coupled with them staggering forward.

EDIT: I also attempted to kill that one drunken doink in Windhelm who likes to get drunk and walk the streets racial-slurring the Dunmer in their district. It was durring the civil war and our final assault on Windhelm. I went into the Candlehearth hall and saw him - he said another racial slurr at that moment - and all I said was "Oh damn! A casualty of War!" and stabbed him in the face.

...I like to think he at least learned his lesson.

Sigurd dies all the time, unfortunately I have a mod that lets some named NPCs respawn and he is one of them....he dies a lot.

I had just gotten back from the Soul Cairn, which I was lost in for in game weeks searching for Jiub's pages and Reaper Gem Fragments, on top of doing the stuff with Arvak's SKull and doing the actual quest there(Goddammit if the Soul Cairn isn't confusing as Hell). I walk into Whiterun after being physically and emotionally exhausted from adventuring through a dungeon of Vampires and Gargoyles, having my soul torn in half, being trapped in a Purgatory of Despair, and Fighting an Army of Undead monsters and their Zombie Dragon master. All I want to do is fall into my bunk in Jorrvaskr, but lo and behold, the seocnd I open the door; "Get to the Cloud District Often? What am I saying? Of course you don't." I had had it. Turned around and cast Fury on him and then walked away.

I gutted Nazzem on one character. Afterward I felt bad, cuz I turn around and there are kids running around screaming, women hiding, guards running up and adding to the chaos.
You're gonna LOVE it when you start rolling around in Ancient Nord armor.

I kill Nazeem every time I pass him, on every character. Good or evil.

Heimskr is a BAMF. He sits there, in a pro-Empire hold, screaming "FURK YOU THALMOR, AND YOU TOO EMPIRE!" at the skies. I respect the man.

I would also like to add Klimmek to this list as well.

The funny thing is he actually was rather polite to me... the problem was when I agreed to run the supplies up to the Greybeards, he told me "There's not much to worry about... just some wolves and that's about it". Along the way I encountered 5 bears and 4 frost trolls (back when one hit from either could nearly kill me). Not a single wolf was seen...

When I got back down and saw him, he thanked me for running the supplies - and then I beat the everliving snot out of him with my bare fists, ending with a VERY unexpected but quite epic full-on bodyslam that killed him.

What, what do they say?!?! My characters are usually sneaky rogue/thief types so haven't tried the Ancient Nord armour. But might try that in Windhelm, armed with my fury and invisibility spells...

"You armor smells like death, you been raiding tombs?" They say it quite snottily.

deffinitly was tempted to kill nazeem but i settled for stealing every plant on his farm and every belonging in the farmhouse....and giving his cow ale. i also think i covered the bed in his house with salmon.

LOL, hopefully it was Nazeem's ale, not your own, followed by rolling it onto it's back and casting a permanent paralyze spell, writing "I DO get to the CLoud District every now and then!" on it's underbelly.

That's what I would've done.

Actually, WILL do.

That's it, those ultra-nationalistic, class discriminatory bigots! All deserve to die!!!!