Help... Don't want to be a bachelor FOREVER! : V

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:09 am

Hey everyone, I for reasons that I cannot share with you killed my wife... The beautiful Ysolda in my Whiterun home. Now I can't marry.
Please help me find away or else my Muscular Nord Male will be a Barney Stinson FOREVER!

» Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:49 pm

Maybe there's a mod for this. Or maybe some console commands would help. Otherwise you're screwed i think

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 3:46 am

you made the right choice :chaos:

but the only cure for the bachelor blues in skyrim is a mod

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:33 am

Another one who killed the wife and can't remarry, boohoo.

Maybe that's a good thing.

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:24 am

Another one who killed the wife and can't remarry, boohoo.

I know, right?

*please to picture me playing sad, sad tune on world's smallest violin here*

» Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:26 pm

I don't think you can remarry, sorry :/

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:04 am

Maybe there's a mod for this. Or maybe some console commands would help. Otherwise you're screwed i think :biggrin:

this

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 8:08 am

At least on the 360 getting married is still a one-time deal, so yeah, you'll want to choose wisely.

» Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:25 pm

I know, right?

*please to picture me playing sad, sad tune on world's smallest violin here*

ok, I will
:violin:

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:24 pm

*Sigh* I wish it were not true.
The life of the bachelor is full of rue.
If wingmen and bros are now your thing
Then you will never hear a wedding bell ring!

What do you think of my poem, just made it up :nod:

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 2:41 am

Spouseicide (don't know the real term for this).... Shocking.

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 6:39 am

I felt bad, so i backed it up with some dodgy - Imperial killed her while she was picking flowers in the meadow and I got there too late - kind of backstory. It's sad but as creative as a thirteen year old can be in this game.

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:07 am

A south-african at that!

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:10 am

Another one who killed the wife and can't remarry, boohoo.

Maybe that's a good thing.

Yup, there's probably lots of rumors going on blaming you as guilty as you are for her death. Who ever wants to marry one who's known as "Spouse-Killer"?

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:05 am

Um, you're a widower, not a bachelor! :lol:

Anyway, if you are on PC, check the http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Marriage for marriage for some options. Unfortunately, if you're a console user, you're out of luck.

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:47 am

Yup, there's probably lots of rumors going on blaming you as guilty as you are for her death. Who ever wants to marry one who's known as "Spouse-Killer"?

It would be hilarious if they released a "patch" allowing for remarriage after divorce-by-murder but that also removed every NPC in the game from the potential spouse faction. And then added Moira the Hagraven to it as your only "trade up" option.

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:13 am

Thats cruel, sadly im a console user. No one suspects that it was me because lydia was locked in some cave (I eventually found her) and all evidence was "removed" from her house and coffin. Thanks for the help though guys.

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:26 am

Thats cruel, sadly im a console user. No one suspects that it was me because lydia was locked in some cave (I eventually found her) and all evidence was "removed" from her house and coffin. Thanks for the help though guys.

Rumors can get roaming around even without any evidence. If someone just gets idea about it and tells it to another you will have a rumor - nothing else is needed.

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:35 am

How is being Barney Stinson forever a bad thing?

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 4:56 am

It would be hilarious if they released a "patch" allowing for remarriage after divorce-by-murder but that also removed every NPC in the game from the potential spouse faction. And then added Moira the Hagraven to it as your only "trade up" option.

*nodding and grinning viciously*

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:57 am

Hes very lonely inside. Ill probably go to the bannered mare and ask for rumours and theyll tell me about a string of murders in whiterun and some random quest will start which requires me to kill myself.

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:06 am

Hes very lonely inside. Ill probably go to the bannered mare and ask for rumours and theyll tell me about a string of murders in whiterun and some random quest will start which requires me to kill myself.

Well.. that's not too terribly hard. Remove all your weapons. Strip naked and go punch the Jarl in the face. Just keep your hands up and plead insanity.

» Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:37 pm

Well.. that's not too terribly hard. Remove all your weapons. Strip naked and go punch the Jarl in the face. Just keep your hands up and plead insanity.

Actually that's quite common behaviour for citizens of Skyrim, particularly couriers, so I doubt you'd get off with insanity for that...

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 5:39 am

New topic, Top 3 jarls you want to beat up

» Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:31 pm

Maven Black-Briar
Siddgeir
Thongvor Silver-Blood