Wanted trophy.
How do you break out of jail. And which is the easiest to break out of. How do you get sent to jail and what is the easiest way..

I am only doing it because I want the trophy. There is no way I am getitng caught if I do anything illigal otherwise.

Thief trophy.

No way in hell I am doing the Thieves Guild quests for any other reason. I have better things to do than piss about with scumbags, however much the makers were obbessed with forcing you to do them.
And they are very, very freaking obsessed.
I am going to massacre every single thief and Black-Briar I can normally.
So, is there fast way to do them and anything I should know about these pathetic quests.
Preferabley ones that do not hurt Madesi and Brand-Shei. I refuse to hurt them.

None of these will be the proper playthrough.

Just commit a crime, wait for the guard and except to go to jail. You will be thrown in to jail with rags and one lock pick. You then lock pick your door and the chest with all your gear in it. The chest is master lock so it's not easy. I escaped out of Whiterun. After that if the guard catches you jsut pay the bounty and Bob's your uncle.

So wait till I have 100 or close lockpick for the Wanted trophy then.

To restore the thieve's guild means doing more than actually completing the main thieving questline: You're going to have to take special requests from Delvin/Vex and complete them in each hold. After completeing 5 of the jobs in each hold (Riften excluded), Delvin will give you a special request that you have to do. Complete all four special requests along with the thieve's guild main quest, and you'll have the trophy.

No idea if you knew this or not, but when I was getting the trophy, I had no idea. So I spent a good two hours just doing job after job after job. It was the most tedious thing in Skyrim that I have ever done. You're going to want to do a job for them every now and then through the questline, or be stuck doing them all in one shot like I was.

Break out of jail the easy way.

Pick pocket a guard in Whiterun it's only a 25 dollar bounty. Then once in jail there is a hatch in the corner. Pick the lock. That lock is a novice lock so that you don't have to pick a master. Pick it then escape. Before you do this store all your things at your home or jut reload a save after you get the trophy. It's very easy this way.

No. No matter how many you usually carry, you will have one lockpick in the cell. The guards take the rest. presumably, you had this one hidden on you somewhere.

He meant the skill.


You can fail the first TG mission on purpose, and still join.

You don't have to be 100 lockpick. That novice hatch in Whiterun is very easy to pick. Just don't turn it to hard, if you do it easy you get a few tries to find the sweet spot.

Thank you. I will do that.

I had no idea. Thank you. That sounds very tedious.

That is good, because no way I am completeing it properly.

Yeah, when Brynjolf gives you the ring to plant on Brand-Shei, just drop it on the ground, then talk to Brynjolf. He'll be like"youre pretty useless, we'd love to have you". Then Brand-Shei stays out of jail, and you retain him as a merchant.

Thank you. That is just stupid. But fortunate for me.
They were clearly unhealthily obsessed with forcing you or begging you to join the TG.

Another trophy. The get 1000 bad rep in every hold.

How do you do that and does it have to be done in one playthrough? Could I kill someone enar a door in full view, run off then repeat at each hold?
Can it be done over seperate playthroughs?

<sup>Seriously? Do you really need to be told how to get put in jail?

Anyway, skipping the Thieves Guild is a bad idea. You get some really cool perks along the way that will help you alot in the long run. You'll be losing out on alot of stuff.</sup>

why is your font so small?

I have no idea. It changes by itself depending on which thread I'm posting on. I never change anything. Sometime they're italicized. It's weird.

lol. youre cursed!

I think it's my browser. Internet Explorer 9 doesn't seem to be compatible with this site and always goes into compatibility mode.
I can't even get to my profile page anymore to update it.