» Mon May 28, 2012 1:37 am This kid comes up to me and says that he escaped from an orphanage and the lady running the place was beating up on the kids. He asked me to kill her. I decided to take him up on the offer. After going to the orphanage and listening to the lady threaten to beat the crap out of the kids, I then followed her into her bedroom, where she attempted to go to sleep.
Well I had just gotten this sanguine rose staff and wanted to see what happened when I used it, so I shot the lady with a brief flames spell to make her hostile and then used the staff. What happened next was hilarious: This daedric warrior hardass guy appears and says something like "A CHALLENGERRRR!!!", he was carrying a huge two-handed sword with a serrated blade. Well, he runs up to the lady, and with one swipe, removed her head. I about fell out of my chair laughing. I guess because I play with bows and magic, I don't see a lot of dismemberments. Best moment yet.
