She would open the locked forage room door by turning the key with her top lip. True story.
My grandfather had a pony when he was young that apparently used to sneak into his bedroom of the second floor of their house. Actually happened.
Lockpick level 100. Sneak level 100. Next thing you know it'll be picking the ferrier's pockets.
My horse finally returned to Whiterun stables. As a previous poster said, it returned after I fast traveled (using the carriage, since I didn't want to walk... that's why I bought a horse).
After the hyperspace incident, my horse charges into battle with me, never leaving my side. When attacked by some skeletons and a necromancer, a rode the horse safely past them before dismounting. Pitty the skeleton who hit the horse with an arrow, because the horse came charging in and stomped it, then started stomping the necromancer.
Two-handed level 100. Steel Hooves of Fortify Two-Handed.