How did you celebrate valentines day with your NPC wife? : V

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:34 am

I took my wife down to the beautiful white run waterfall, had a romantic evening, took her back home where I made love to the break of dawn with her.. she looked so good in her night gown, walking up to the door of our bedroom... all I could say was my my my... im so proud to be with you, so proud to share you love, she sure looked good tonight...

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:44 am

I was gonna make a joke about how I got married on valentines day... stillsingle.jpeg

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:34 am

I was gonna make a joke about how I got married on valentines day... stillsingle.jpeg

aw so sweet you married your npc wife on valentines day?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:28 pm

By cheating on her with my irl Girlfriend...

... Not

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» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:15 pm

Eh? My characters too busy exsanguinatin' fools. Probably won't even touch that fail marriage system until a mod expands on it.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:53 am

Killed her and ate her.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:10 am

i didn't, because that's weird

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:36 am

Well, considering that there is no such thing, I did nothing.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:38 am

i didn't, because that's weird

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:49 am

Its a proven statistic that 97% of all skyrim players have had/are having some kind of sixual interaction with a skyrim NPC.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:48 am

Its a proven statistic that 97% of all skyrim players have had/are having some kind of sixual interaction with a skyrim NPC.

Judging by the amount of "sixy" mods on the Nexus I'm inclined to agree.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:14 am

i didn't, because that's weird

This.

I spent time with real people. No matter how much you masterbate looking at your npc wife real woman donut better.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:36 pm

This.

I spent time with real people. No matter how much you masterbate looking at your npc wife real woman donut better.

Atleast my skyrim wife dont complain afterwards.

EH... YO

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:22 am

I've not yet even considered an NPC wife... a real life wife is enough trouble. I play these games to escape reality, not to mimic it.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:34 am

Atleast my skyrim wife dont complain afterwards.

EH... YO

I'm asleep by time she starts complaining, my philosipy is if I don't hear her she didn't say it.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:46 am

No offense man but I just like...stared at your post for a minute or so and...don't you think you're overdoing this whole...Skyrim...thing? Just a little bit? No? Okay.

» Sat Jun 09, 2012 11:33 pm

No offense man but I just like...stared at your post for a minute or so and...don't you think you're overdoing this whole...Skyrim...thing? Just a little bit? No? Okay.

Chill out. I don't think he was being completely serious. Atleast.. I hope not..

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:57 am

Chill out. I don't think he was being completely serious. Atleast.. I hope not..

Yeah I know what you mean...no offense to him of course.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:04 pm

I've not yet even considered an NPC wife... a real life wife is enough trouble. I play these games to escape reality, not to mimic it.

Exactly.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:01 am

Lydia, Meeko and I went through two dungeons and a cave today. We did stop and watch the aroura for a bit.

Then my RL husband came home and we had a nice dinner. celebrating when he doesn't have to get up at 4:00am.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:18 am

i didn't, because that's weird

I go on road trips with my blow up doll... is that weird?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:47 am

I go on road trips with my blow up doll... is that weird?

Do you sit her on the passenger seat and dress her up?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:21 pm

Do you sit her on the passenger seat and dress her up?

Obviously. I don't want to be pulled over because she's nvde!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:37 am

Obviously. I don't want to be pulled over because she's nvde!

Yeah, don't want to arouse suspicion.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:51 am

Yeah, don't want to arouse suspicion.

Naw but there are really people who do that. That's some real life roleplay if you actually spend the money to take your blowup doll to the grand canyon.