How do you decide who gets the last slice of pizza? : Othor Games

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:51 pm

Whoever can imitate the FUS RO DAH from the Skyrim trailer the best gets the pizza.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:14 am

Either take it in secret, or split it down the middle.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:13 am

No decision. I take it.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:45 am

A fight to the death, obviously. YOU EARN YOUR SLICE!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:04 am

if there is only one slice of pizza left

how do you decide who gets it?

I pick it up and eat it in front of everybody to assert my dominance.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:23 am

Obviously rock paper scissors is the only fair way to decide anything.

With a real rock obviously.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:30 pm

I don't share my food.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:53 am

I can't eat pizza anymore. :sadvaultboy:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:22 am

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STANDING OVER THERE"???

...

Your sneak skill increased +5 points.

If it fails, it's plain and simple. A knife in the middle of the room. A piece of pizza. The last man standing.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:15 am

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT STANDING OVER THERE"???

I'm still entertained by the fact that I've successfully tried that trick on my other half more than once. :laugh:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:11 pm

I get the last slice of pizza.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:09 am

I get the last slice of pizza.

Like hell you do...Oh...uh...giant honrs...Minotaur...right..hah. *backs away slowly* :cryvaultboy:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:38 am

I get the last slice of pizza.

Like hell you do...Oh...uh...giant horns...Minotaur...right..hah. *backs away slowly* :cryvaultboy:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:45 pm

I ask first if someone wants the last slice.If they don't want it, then I eat it. If myself and the other person(s) are equally hungry, I will cut the slice up into equal parts.
If a child is amongst the people who are enjoying the pizza, I will ask the child first if they're hungry and if they are, they will get the last slice.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:47 pm

I'm still entertained by the fact that I've successfully tried that trick on my other half more than once. :laugh:

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» Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:25 am

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Hey, would you look at tha-..... :mellow:

Where did my pizza go?

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:54 pm

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I should print that off just to rub salt into the wound. :laugh:

Has anyone mentioned just ordering another pizza every time it runs out? If not, then that. Though there is a risk of repeating the Mr Creosote sketch.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:19 pm

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What's this have to do about----HEY WHERE'S MY {beeping} PIZZA AT!!!!
I knew this day would come... {Attention all personal---we're at Defcom 1 stand-by to arm the WMD's! I repeat we're at Defcom 1!!!}
:nuke:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:09 am

It's too late. I stole their pizza too.
:ninja:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:32 am

Damn ninjas.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:36 am

got the idea from here: http://www.pizzastic.com/pizza-etiquette/117-last-slice.html

if there is only one slice of pizza left

how do you decide who gets it?

i don't jerk around, i take the slice for my self. sure, every one will think i am a jerk... but only for that night. if they are still upset about it days later, then their the ones who are being asses.

of course, don't ALWAYS be that guy who takes the last slice, because you just won't get invited to another pizza party. unless its your own, and in that case, its your pizza. every one else is just leasing it.

also, rules change if there is some one there you think is hot or cute, at that point you offer the pizza to him or her.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 1:57 pm

Leasing?

Do you...do you ever have someone bring back the goods...used?
:cryvaultboy:

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:45 am

No one gets it.

Ever.

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:51 am

Leasing?

Do you...do you ever have someone bring back the goods...used?

I'm sure the Heimlich manoeuvre can be misused to bring about early termination of said lease. Fun and games for everyone!

» Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:50 am

I should print that off just to rub salt into the wound. :laugh:

Has anyone mentioned just ordering another pizza every time it runs out? If not, then that. Though there is a risk of repeating the Mr Creosote sketch.

And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint?