Howcome you can't troll serana? : V

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:23 am

It's not fair. People are asking howcome you cant marry serena, or howcome you can't kill serana. The real question they should be asking is howcome you can't troll serana? I mean, she and bethesda trolled the dovahkiin. I just wanna troll back but serana is untrollable. Sad face.

» Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:05 pm

People who try to troll Serana always end up with her fangs in their neck and they become a member of her army of the undead.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:35 am

Wanna troll her? Have her follow you to the Abandoned Shack, tell her "Wait here..." and NEVER COME BACK HAHAHAHA.

Edit- Or there's always the option of just leading her to Bard's Leap Summit and Fus Ro Dah'ing her clean off the falls

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:23 am

You: "hey i've come to free you from this tomb!"
Serana: "really oh thank you! Im so-"
You: "JK! get back in there ya ol' bag!" *reseals tomb*

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:57 am

You: "hey i've come to free you from this tomb!"
Serana: "really oh thank you! Im so-"
You: "JK! get back in there ya ol' bag!" *reseals tomb*

Lolz!!!! Geez why are people so butt hurt about Serana

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:13 am

I know how to troll her. Get a Dawnguard Armoured troll and set it on her

There by trolling her

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:46 am

I don't really see the big deal about Serana. I'll stick with Mjoll.

(puts on flame suit)

» Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:26 pm

Serana is cool but people need to get over her.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:41 am

Serana is cool but people need to get over her.

Serana is better than the base boring static companions in the base game so getting over her is not easy

I don't really see the big deal about Serana. I'll stick with Mjoll.

(puts on flame suit)

Mjoll never shuts the hell up at least serana never talks every 5 [censored] seconds.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:11 am

Wanna troll her? Have her follow you to the Abandoned Shack, tell her "Wait here..." and NEVER COME BACK HAHAHAHA.

Edit- Or there's always the option of just leading her to Bard's Leap Summit and Fus Ro Dah'ing her clean off the falls :wink:

I am going to do this. Right now.

Thank you. :clap:

» Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:05 pm

I kissed Serana once, under the moonlight in the Falkreath forest. U guys jelly?

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:09 am

I kissed Serana once, under the moonlight in the Falkreath forest. U guys jelly?

It was dark. She prob thought you were aela, or molag.

» Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:42 am

There once was a thread full of spam
About trolling and nonsense and scam
Said the mod, "Let's not mock it -
I'll now simply lock it"
That sounds like a wonderful plan.