First of all you need confidence. Walk through the door like you already have the job. Next, chat up the secretary. Try to get her number, who knows when you'll need to stage a scandal to cover your ass, and slipping her number into your bosses phone works wonders. When you finally enter the room with your interviewer, tell him to take a seat, he'll like this show of initiative. Proceed to ask him a few questions about why he'd like you to work for him and make sure to ask his opinion on your apparel for good measure. After you run out of questions to ask, take the chair you're sitting on and throw it across the room, preferably toward a window. Before your interviewer can ask why, walk up to him and grab him by the shirt, stare into his eyes, and say "I'll be starting tomorrow at nine, in the AM. I take my coffee black." Let go of him, wave bye to the secretary and drive away. You just got yourself a job.