Japanese Scientists make burgers from poo

Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:48 am

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/17/japanese-scientists-create-meat-from-poop/

Anyone up for some poop burgers?

Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.

He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.

And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.

Why would he even think of it, you might ask.

Because Tokyo Sewage asked him to. Tokyo is swimming in sewage mud, it seems, and there's only one way it can save itself and that's eat it.

Prof Ikeda found the mud was loaded with protein due to the high bacteria content. Combine it with reaction enhancer and put it in a magical machine called an "exploder" and artificial steak comes out the other end.

According to Digital Trends, it's 63 percent protein, 25 percent carbohydrates, 3 percent lipids and 9 percent minerals.

It's colored red so you don't know it's poo.

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

Prof Ikeda and his colleagues say it's the perfect solution for reducing waste and emissions from flatulent cows.

Which is understandable, because if someone told you that Whopper you just ate was actually made from yesterday's leftover feces, you'd probably be too traumatized to masticate meat ever again.

Of course, there's a hitch - besides the fact it's made from poo and soya. The cost of producing Prof Ikeda's stinky steaks at the moment is about "10 to 20 times" the price of carving it off a cow.

Leave it to the fast food chains to work out the economics. You can't argue the mass production side of the equation is already sorted...
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Talitha Kukk
 
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:22 pm

I'm thinking the scientist was in a bad mood and mouthed off to his boss with:

"Eat [censored]!!!"

And this is how he's covering himself.
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flora
 
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:41 pm

If this ever leaves Japan, I'm never eating fast food again.
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Peter lopez
 
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:44 pm

Soylent green is...faeces?
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Budgie
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 3:23 am

"Soylent Brown is fecal....oh, god, it's fecal....."

Edit:
Damn, ninja'd by less than a minute!
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Nicholas C
 
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 9:23 pm

Ummm, no thanks. I've already heard the phrase, " It's a giant [censored] burger, and we're all gonna take a bite"... but I have no desire to try it out for real. :yuck:
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Big mike
 
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:16 pm

I've heard of having a potty mouth but this is just ridiculous.
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Robert DeLarosa
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:19 am

Well, that's disgusting.
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Elisha KIng
 
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:22 pm

Yum.
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carly mcdonough
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:10 am

They're probably radioactive to boot. :nuke:
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El Khatiri
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:32 am

It's intriguing and all, but seriously no, just no... :yucky:
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Elizabeth Lysons
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:56 am

Yum.


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/16/ccaa42fc-9171-49d9-9ff5-f90ce0abbefd.jpg

:lol:

Remind me never to get a burger from Japan.
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Andrew
 
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:06 pm

And of course he is Japanese. Who would have guessed it? So many weirdies over there.
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Jesus Lopez
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:00 am

Well then, I suppose we'll need something to drink with this won't we now? :whistling:
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Cheville Thompson
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:26 am

[Insert obvious joke about McDonalds burgers already tasting like poo]
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 5:06 pm

And of course he is Japanese. Who would have guessed it? So many weirdies over there.


Whoa, now that was uncalled for. Being prejudice isn't a good way of going through life.
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Tiff Clark
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 1:35 am

What the crap?
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Elizabeth Lysons
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:32 am

They're probably radioactive to boot. :nuke:


awwwwww :(


Well then, I suppose we'll need something to drink with this won't we now? :whistling:


:lmao:



[Insert obvious joke about McDonalds burgers already tasting like poo]


lol
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:27 am

[Insert obvious joke about McDonalds burgers already tasting like poo]

[Insert juvenile joke about finding corn in your burger]

Too far?
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 4:42 am

Well then, I suppose we'll need something to drink with this won't we now? :whistling:


Don't give them any ideas... :sick:
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Krystal Wilson
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:36 am

[Insert juvenile joke about finding corn in your burger]

Too far?


nope ;)
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SiLa
 
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:26 am

"Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef," Digital Trends reports.

And what did the test participants say after it was revealed what they had been eating... :sick:
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Post » Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:20 am

Makes you wonder what they could do with diarrhea.. and all of a sudden chocolate milkshakes lose their appeal.


Soylent green is...faeces?
"Soylent Brown is fecal....oh, god, it's fecal....."

Edit:
Damn, ninja'd by less than a minute!
sick minds think alike :) You both ninja'ed me by hours...


" It's a giant [censored] burger, and we're all gonna take a bite" :yuck:
We have a winning ad campaign?
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Ernesto Salinas
 
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:16 pm

Whoa, now that was uncalled for. Being prejudice isn't a good way of going through life.

With stuff like urinal games, weird robots, and all sorts of wacky inventions, it's pretty much fact that they make all the world's weird stuff.
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Post » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:38 pm

Makes you wonder what they could do with diarrhea.. and all of a sudden chocolate milkshakes lose their appeal.



:ermm:

With stuff like urinal games, weird robots, and all sorts of wacky inventions, it's pretty much fact that they make all the world's weird stuff.


What might seem weird to us is perfectly normal to them.
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