It's all fun and games until someone gets hit in the face. That applies to every situation, every single one.

Every mass-murderer and psychopath has been found with high concentrations of dihydrogen monoxide in their system, yet every service institution in the world pumps the stuff in their buildings. Food organizations all mandate that all preparers are exposed to dihydrogen monoxide along with other chemicals before handling any food.

Water.

I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old [censored] with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.





Oh no, I thought I'd reserve him for you.

But not if its a Flash one .


EMF can stand for electromotive force. Xerox developed/commercialised the first graphical user interface. A person who only experiences sixual attraction to people they know well is http://www.asixuality.org/wiki/index.php?title=Demisixual. Humans are the only animal to consume milk after infancy.

'E' is the most used letter in the english language

It is physically impossible to strangle oneself with one's bare hands.

http://myfacewhen.com/images/202.gif

http://myfacewhen.com/images/188.jpg

I just held my breath for two minutes.. why am I not ina coma then?


history is written by those who won, not those who were right..


from the university of Alberta

The best answer for this question can be obtained because we have good estimates for the three main variables that enter into it: how many neurons (brain cells) we have, how fast a neuron can fire, and how many cells it connects to. A human being has about 100 billion brain cells. Although different neurons fire at different speeds, as a rough estimate it is reasonable to estimate that a neuron can fire about once every 5 milliseconds, or about 200 times a second. The number of cells each neuron is connected to also varies, but as a rough estimate it is reasonable to say that each neuron connects to 1000 other neurons- so every time a neuron fires, about 1000 other neurons get information about that firing. If we multiply all this out we get 100 billion neurons X 200 firings per second X 1000 connections per firing = 20 million billion calculations per second.

except during a cream pie fight, then it's still fun and games



I saw what you did there, and it still wasn't funny.




I'm in a real [censored] mood today, cross me and I'm capable of cutting someone's head off.
crap, I'll just log off.

All the stars in the universe will have burned out and dimmed in roughly 100 trillion years time.

Nice one :clap:



Correlation doesn't imply causation.

Always wait one hour after eating before you go swimming.

I wasn't describing the outfit in my picture you....

The "Fat-Man" had a maximum of 22 kt/TNT whereas the "Tsar Bomba" had a maximum yield of 50,000 kt/TNT (downgraded from 100,000).

The United States was the first country to detonate a fission bomb. Followed by Russia, Great Britian. Other countries to of also pursue and detonate nuclear weapons are France, Pakistan, India, China and North Korea.

Every year, cows kill more people than sharks do.

Some of the statistics for which things are more deadly are actually pretty funny.Like stairs, for example. They may look innocent, but in reality they kill more than every serial killer ever. Combined.

Ants are an amazing life form.They are organised, super strong, they disinfect things with vomit, they compete with cattle to consume fields of grass...
Many scientists believe they evolved from wasps.I believe they are an extra terrestrial bio "texbook", sent here to teach us how to co exist and be productive.Nah I believe they are cool...thats all.

Being out of focus is the worst thing that can happen to an actor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0FSYKcV2Mk

Powers of the Norse Gods.

Facts.

The most spoken language is Mandarin Chinese, English is just the most widely spoken. I read this years ago, so I don't know if it's still true.

Eating at McDonalds everyday makes you fat.

I did not care for the Godfather.

That was a poke at Supersize Me, correct?

If that's the case...

If you live with bears, you will probably get eaten by a bear.

Once you know how to read, it's impossible to stop yourself when presented with text. You might not even be aware of what is written, as you can filter it immediately afterwards, but you will have read it.

funny thing is i noticed this and actually tried to stop it... didnt work too well...